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Edging Target

Stealing 949.99$ from target because they wont take action until you steal more then that.
Me:Bro targets letting you steal 949.99$ worth of items

Bro:OMG it worked tysm!

Me:No problem pookie its called Edging Target
by frankiemacdoggy February 23, 2024
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Trade edging

(In fantasy sports) to negotiate a potential trade with a fellow league member for hours on end just for the trade talks to go absolutely no where.
Trade edging - Bro, Phil and I got so close last night... almost sealed the deal until he passed out. Now he’s not answering my texts.
by Bmack21121 February 18, 2019
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Edging Chocolate

When you have a chocolate bar that's about to melt but is still solid enough to eat, so the second you hold it in your hand for more than a second it starts to melt
"Oh no, i forgot to put the chocolate in the fridge! Luckily its only edging chocolate and hasn't melted quite yet.
by Mr_Guy090 July 23, 2024
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Negative Edge

A reverse masturbatory technique. Instead of masturbating and bringing yourself to the brink (edge) of orgasm, you simply *don't* masturbate--for months, years, decades, or even centuries... till your are on the verge of implosion, then you release all that pressure all at once on your victim. It often requires extensive training and superhuman dedication, but it's also able to inflict massive damages. Its excruciating training process has caused many backlashes, and it's now renounced by many humanitarian groups. The CIA, however, has allegedly weaponized this forbidden technique and utilized it in black ops. But they are likely not the only government agency that has incorporated such weapons. Rumors suggested that Navy SEALs didn't kill bin laden with a gun, but rather *something else*, namely, the Negative Edging.

Some nerds in the fighting game communities have misused this term to mean releasing of a "button" on some "joystick". while its definition does involve the act of releasing, and some of them may have used it as a sexual innuendo, this technique has been around longer for something far more sinister and evil, and definitely not for games and giggles.
correct: The target has been eliminated by the CIA agent using negative edge.
incorrect: The player prefers to use negative edge to do a command because the sound is quieter upon button releasing than button pressing.
by Peterosity February 8, 2024
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Edging on the spectrum

Special type of autism that gets worse the longer the day goes on, by the time of 3:00 - 4:00 MTV starts edging on the spectrum.
Person 1: Minh youre edging on the spectrum
Person 2: No im not its not funny anymore next person who says it is getting bashed
by SausageSprayer69 November 21, 2023
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Tactical German hand edge

If a toddler is indecent, misbehaves or naughty, her parents will smack her hand in the face, in good old Prussian fashion. Thus, the child is tactically immobilized.
John: "The motherfucker just won't be quiet! It doesn't help!"
Hans: "I know something. An old German educational method"
*Tactical German hand edge on child's face, causing child to magically calm down*
by The Görmen August 21, 2022
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Shit Edging

When you go in the toilet and just fart a coupla times but your stomach still hurts.
Jaquavious: Dude I keep shit edging.
Bart:Well thats an unfortunate outcome.
by trolled! August 9, 2024
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