When a Gentleman inserts a fist into both a Lady's holes at the same time.
As referenced in the song by London band City On Fire;
"You put one in the brown, and one in the pink;
That's how you wear a girl like Dutch Cufflinks."
As referenced in the song by London band City On Fire;
"You put one in the brown, and one in the pink;
That's how you wear a girl like Dutch Cufflinks."
Gentleman: 'I'm gonna stick a fist in her fanny and a fist in her arse, and wear her like a pair of Dutch cufflinks...'
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The baby or toddler version of a Dutch Oven in which said toddler releases a large amount of gas inside of sealed footie pajamas to wait for the unsuspecting victim (i.e. parent or babysitter) This is typically followed up by an evil grin from the child knowing someone has fallen prey.
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Matt: Dude I just got a rusty trombone
Jack: I just got a Dutch rudder
Steven: My girlfriend combined both of those. She called it a rusty Dutch rudder.
Jack: I just got a Dutch rudder
Steven: My girlfriend combined both of those. She called it a rusty Dutch rudder.
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After taco Tuesday my woman had a hell of a stubborn dutchman. -or- She pushed so hard during the stubborn dutchman that she rammed shit down my dick-hole.
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Get the stubborn dutchman mug.a sly and sure way of executing the "Dutch Oven." Before getting out of bed you let out a fart, containing it under the blankets. you then get out of bed, careful not to let your fart escape. You then turn on the light, your spouses first reaction is to pull the blankets over their head. Easy to execute and never fails!
Jolene and Wade are laying in bed. Wade lets out a gut wrenching fart and sneaks out of bed. hes then walks to the light and turns it on, jolene screams and pulls the blanket over her head. wade is officially an asshole. and jolene had been easy bake dutch ovened.
by SML378 January 7, 2011
Get the Easy Bake Dutch Oven mug.a dutchman is a frik from boksburg... or even brakpan... pretoria, springs... also referred to as 1 2 3's (1 litre brandy, 2 litre coke, 3 litre enjin), clutchplate, plaasjapie, boer, frik, rockspider, koos, afrikaaner, fanie, can be compared to rednecks, hicks, hillbillies... please add salt...
steve hofmeyr is a prime example. "check that dutchman in his lekker 3 litre cortina wiff spinner hubcaps and a kief freeflow."
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