dave

To decline an invitation to a casual lunch accompanied by alcohol with work colleagues. But agree to meet for an alcoholic drink or several afterwards.

Usually a result of specific dietary requirements (i.e. kosher, lactose intolerance), previous lunch arrangements or laziness.

Sorry guys, I brought lunch today. I'll probably dave it.

by BroughtLunchToday September 2, 2010

dave

a very gay individual who loves a good dicking and he is very gay is in love with me men some daves are into ladies but most are gay,a man who has a small but throbbing penis dave is a nice dude but a very gay dude i respect daves keep being gay all u daves

pretty sure all daves are gay dude “yeah they are man haven’t u heard”

by cooldude12456 May 4, 2020

Dangerous Dave of MCUK

He's a cuntwhore fool faggot whore who thinks he's cool but actually perved over 10 year old girls, and enjoys raping obese goats.

"hello my names dave. I like raping really obese goats, and possibly your mum"

by @eotgfvfgfd May 1, 2005

Pull a Dave

To skip a swole session with your bros to engage in a less manly activity such as house sitting

Hey man, are you going to the gym tomorrow?
Nah dude, I think I'm going to pull a Dave instead

by Davey K-notts June 22, 2016

daveed

A Gay Fat "Boy" being the only male child with 2 sisters. is very lazy and cant do anything. he is said to be gay.

hey look at that daveed over there, he is so gay and lazy.

by jigga15555 July 20, 2011

tiny dave

be afriad

by Jack five August 1, 2003

Dave

Term for cigarette

"Yo Mark, could you spare a dave?"
"I'm gonna go have a dave"
"Did Herschel give you money so you could get a pack of daves?"

by The_Illusive_Man February 15, 2010