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ass disorder

where you shit randomly, uncontrollably
female: did you shit your pants
male: i have ass disorder
by miss my niwwa911 March 18, 2019
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TMG disorder

A medical disorder when a individual spends to much time on the discord server “the middle ground” or also known as TMG.The mental pressure gets to high an the individual gets irrational and gay and starts to want to be banned.
Symptoms

Schizophrenia
“Loss of empathy “
“Racism “
“Anti Semitism”
“Radicalism “
“Dementia “
Schizophrenia
“Loss of faith in humanity “
“Loss of faith “
“Basedness”
“Wapple disorder “
“Severe depression”
Suicidal thoughts
“ hatred of candlewax”
More...
MY SON GOT TMG DISORDER AND KILLED HIMSELF.

I have developed TMG disorder and think there inside of my skin.
by House always wins February 23, 2022
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Post-Traumatic Choke Disorder

An anxiety disorder that is triggered from witnessing one's team choke, whether that be a spring training game, season game, or playoff game. Symptoms include:

-Fair weather sportsmanship
-Ranting about the choke
-Afraid to watch any games
-Making excuses to not watch a game (playing video games, homework, on the computer)
-Avoidance of talk about recent games
-Loss of faith in team
-Low self-esteem, unable to defend team from rival fans
Example 1:

Joe: Dammit! The Cubs just keep losing!

Kel: Screw this, I'm gonna go to the bar!

Few minutes later...

Joe: Yes! We tied it!

(Kel runs in the room)

Kel: Alright! They're unstoppable!

Joe: Damn, Kel. No need to hide your PTCD.

Example 2:

Joe: Hey, the Pats won last night!

Kel: Fuck the Pats! All they ever do is fucking lose! We won Super Bowl Fucky-Two! The Giants weren't actually that fucking good enough! It was one of our fucking players!

Joe: Chill, Kel!

Kel: Sorry. Post-Traumatic Choke Disorder.

Example 3:

Joe: Hey, Kel! You gonna watch the ALDS tonight?

Kel: No, I'm probably gonna go out with Jane.

Joe: I thought you broke up with Jane?

Kel: Dammit! My PTCD's acting up again!

Example 4:

Joe: Hey, the Cubs played an amazing game last night!

Kel: Um, can we not talk about the Cubs right now? I happened to miss the game.

Joe: PTCD?

Kel: Yup.

Example 5:

Marvin: Yo, Boston sucks!

Kel: Yeah, whatever.

Joe: Dude, don't take that from him!

Kel: Who cares? I've lost confidence!

Joe: Stop it with the PTCD!

Example 6:

I myself happen to be a sufferer of PTCD. Since the Pats' loss in Super Bowl 42, I have been petrified of ever watching another sports game. The one time I watched a Red Sox game after that was when they choked to the White Sox during a home game in 2010. Since then, I have suffered a double dose of the disorder.
by CloudSephiroth247 July 16, 2011
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Obsessive iPhone Disorder

When someone gets addicted or obsessed to iPhone products when they know they are getting an iPhone soon.
"Coral has obsessive iPhone disorder, she's getting an iPhone in three months."
by Hailey Snow June 29, 2012
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Post-Dramatic Stress Disorder

Post-Dramatic Stress Disorder (PDSD) is a type of anxiety disorder similar to Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. It can occur after you have gone through an extremely dramatic or unnecessarily emotional trauma involving raised voices and hurt feelings.
Person A: Dude, I think I have Post-Dramatic Stress Disorder.
Person B: Is that like PTSD?
Person A: Yeah, but instead of being shot at, I was traumatized by my angry girlfriend and stupid students.
by Skybound October 13, 2014
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Assburger's Disorder

The obsessive compulsive desire to motorboat between your sex partner's butt-cheeks or have them sit on your face .
She: "Would you still feel the same way about my big bubble butt if you didn't have Assburger's Disorder? "
by Butt Man April 6, 2015
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anime separation disorder

A period of time in which a diagnosed weaboo returns to their native state of mind due to lack of anime exposure.
"Nathan hasn't been himself lately, without Naruto I think he might be suffering from anime separation disorder."
by Jarbonator December 23, 2016
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