majestic dangle

Majestic dangle is the biggest your dick can look without being confused for being hard. Majestic dangle is what you want in the locker room Or doctors office.

Taking a whiz...

/looks down

“Damn my D looks juicy as fuck”

/keeps whizzing

“YOU SHALL NOW AND FOREVER BE KNOWN AS...MY MAJESTIC DANGLE!!”

//strut walks out of bathroom

by Rkelly01 October 24, 2018

chain dangle

Have your man on top while the chain smacks your face

Let’s go let the chain dangle in my face

by Toastyshark February 15, 2020

cum dangler

when you're peeing the next day and a wad of cum slides out and dangles from your vagina

I knew it was a big load, but I wasn't expecting a 5-inch cum dangler.

by hb1020 September 28, 2020

SQUIGGLE DIGGLE FIGGLE PICKLE WICKLE UGLY CRUSTY DUSTY MOTHER FUCKING UNICORN MONIBROW UGLY ASS TICKLE DICKLE TIPSON BILLY BURGUR BOY BING BONG BACKER DOOEY

The most creative insult to get called on discord when you are the owner of the server

Owner(undercover): Do you think this server is run by idiots?
Troll: IF YOU WERE A MOD I THINK SO YES WITH UR SQUIGGLE DIGGLE FIGGLE PICKLE WICKLE UGLY CRUSTY DUSTY MOTHER FUCKING UNICORN MONIBROW UGLY ASS TICKLE DICKLE TIPSON BILLY BURGUR BOY BING BONG BACKER DOOEY

by Lemons<3_doyoumissme? January 7, 2023

Dirt Diggler

A man or woman who frequently visits the watercloset in order to wipe their itchy asshole as a result of improper wiping.

"Man, steve is always in the bathroom. That dirt diggler must be wiping the swassy shit off his grundle again."

by atothe April 7, 2009

Quantavius Dingleberry javius the 69thing

To light your dogs butt on fire and catch his poop in your mouth.

I Quantavius Dingleberry javius the 69thed my dog. Quantavius Dingleberry javius the 69thing is when you light your dogs but on fire and catch his poop in your mouth.

by Quantavius hernandez the 67th April 28, 2022

Gangsta Dangle

When a player ensures that his beyatch unknowingly nibbles at his schlong first thing in the morning.

Boys it was my birthday - no better time of the year to Gangsta Dangle my ho

by Kwiss November 6, 2008