deuce can

someone who thinks there a pimp but really they couldent get a alien to date them

bob: dude that guy thinks hes a pimp

Drew: nahh man hes a totall deuce can

by 438083905823- June 24, 2010

Deuce

Usually used as a greeting, a complimenting or derogatory statement. Used in many different contexts. It is can be used anywhere and anytime of your choosing. Some have even described it as the new supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. This is Gods gift to us as a universal word.

How you Deucin?, Your such a Deuchole/Deucebag, That ice cream was the Deuce!, What the Deuce?, Aww, Deuce!, Whats crackin Deuce?

by bojangles69allday September 22, 2010

deuceting

The process of texting while dropping a duece. Usually required when the urge strikes mid-text conversation.

Jon: "Do you hear that noise?"
Jim: "Yeah I think that's Bill in the stall deuceting."
Jon: "Hope he finishes before he has to wipe."

by Tat-717 March 20, 2011

Deuce in the Caboose

To defecate in one's drawers. Typically used to affectionately refer to a toddler pooping in their diapers. Adults see the droopy diaper from behind the toddler, or the caboose / rear-end.

Refer to related phrases: drop a deuce, deuce

Ohhhh, how cute! Your toddler is waddling away from the table...wait a minute! There appears to be a 'deuce in the caboose' of theirs!

by HeavyD in CH April 21, 2011

deuceinol

v. doo-sin-ole, doo-sin-ole-lee

The act of doing something slowly while simultaneously providing maximum sexual stimulation and pleasure.

Jen: Slow down Hun you're hurting me, do it more deuceinol.
Jack: What?

by CatImbreeder August 22, 2011

Deuce Poppi

typically a man that has a large unit. Also can spit game at any women at any time of the day. The first Poppi's originated on E2.

Trev Pearson an Mikey are original Deuce Poppi's

by treve2 April 29, 2011

deuceburg

Looks like a little shit floating there, but ends up being a gigantic shit lurking under the surface waiting to sink you.

Dave seemed cool but turned out to be a deuceburg and shat all over us and sank the group.

by Martin Yu October 26, 2011