Dave

the name of your friends dad that you secretly have a crush on.

"Look! It's Dave, aka Cameron's father, who I so badly want to have intercourse with. I dont care if it is consensual."

by Cameron'sStepDad March 16, 2022

dave

yes dave

dave

by BadBoiJohn March 26, 2021

Daved

When you lend money to someone and don't get it back

A : "Man I never got back the money he owed me for pizza that night"
B: "Bruh you just got Daved"

by thegrapemane February 26, 2021

Daves

A small little pubert who is more traditionally known as dafe

Did you see that old haggis daves, she had one big forehead

by Judos January 13, 2020

Dave Moment

When someone pulls a Dave East and has horrible spelling and grammar, and is exceptionally (decent) at Minecraft Gun PVP.

You have trouble pronouncing "Bob?" That's such a Dave Moment

by UnLogic_ June 9, 2021

Dave

A monumental fuck up, usually caused by stupidity, a total lack of skill or being a right twat.

Youre a right fucking dave!

by afanofyourgran March 21, 2025

Dave Carlson finger bang

To finger a heavily bleeding vagina so hard that blood goes everywhere. Dave Carlson reference comes from move slap shot and how Dave is an animal how Dave is a mess.

Bro 1-Nigga what the fuck happened in here? Its a murder scene.
Bro 2-Funny you should ask. Amy came by. Gave her some Shit then i Dave Carlson finger banged that bloody ham wallet of hers.

by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 18, 2023