Racist Dave

The person you become after smoking an ounce of meth to the face

After he bought & completely smoked himself that ounce of dope.. his alter ego, Racist Dave.. appeared & called out all the bigots

by Chesapeake Sean June 3, 2024

Doing The Dave

The act of inviting a woman out for a drink, paying for the couple of drinks that she drank. And then asking the next day for her to Venmo you for the two drinks that you paid for.

Please don’t tell me that after the fact you’re going to text your date from the night before and ask for her share of the bill. You can’t possibly be doing the Dave

by the man who gets the bat August 3, 2021

DAVE!!

The best man among all the people on Earth, only one man has ever had this title, but his location is sadly unknown. so be on the lookout because you never know when you might be looking at DAVE!! (yes DAVE!! is the name, all caps and including the 2 exclamation marks ONLY 2).

Hey bro, look out for DAVE!!, he can be anywhere

by anonymous December 12, 2022

Dave Senior Tyee

Any Chinook salmon over 21lbs.

Me: "Hey Dave, how big do you think that fish is"

Dave Senior: "35 pounds!"
Me: *Puts it on the scale* "Wow 22 pounds"
David Summers: "A Dave Senior Tyee"

by HardyFisher December 5, 2017

Dave

When doing a Dave, it defines that you have severely fucked up the easiest of tasks & turned a little job into a big one.

OMG he's done a Dave!

by PXRAMBO April 9, 2024

Dave

Dave in the locality of Digos means "Putangina mo." It is usually used as a joke for people who are usually called "Putangina."

Person 1: Kumusta Psalm?
Person 2: Huy Dre, Kamusta! Para kang isang Dave. Grabe pre putangina mo talaga ah.

by Evrey June 8, 2021

dave

a dave. could be anyone or anything depending on the given context.

zach: dude i just took a big dave

cole: on baby?
zach: quite far the biggest dave

by davwav August 23, 2022