dark ritual

The closest to the so-called 'supernatural' that most of us ever get.

This is a term used to describe the act of defecating in a dark room either with or without deep thought accompanying the act.

Extra effect comes when you turn out the lights as you enter specifically to initiate a dark ritual.

Extra effect comes when you turn out the lights as you enter specifically to initiate a dark ritual.
Alpesh: We've got a powercut and the KFC I had for lunch is messing up my gut something awful
Justin: Sounds like the perfect time for a dark ritual
by JustXtreme September 04, 2010
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shive darking

Blocking online with the intention of pissing them off.
"This person is really annoying me, he's shive darking me!"
by nim737 December 15, 2016
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dark|slyde

To time like l33t and produce shit from the nothingness. Also used as a man whore for both sex by ancient tribes in California.
He grabs his uber huge cawk in the dark|slyde it in her like a pimp that he is.
by dark|slyde May 26, 2003
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dark blue

Betty and Joe make purple, but Dan and Greg make dark blue.
by darkbluee July 20, 2008
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Fishing in the dark

You and me goin fishin in the dark lying our back and countin the stars with cool grass groooooowwwwsssss!!!!!!
Him #1: Did you and her go fishing in the dark lying our back and countin the stars with cool grass grows?

Him #2: yes.
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Dark humour

An excuse for lonely virgins to be racist, homophobic, sexist etc. Can feature: rape and sexual assault jokes, degrading jokes towards people with mental illness and disabilities. Often think they are better than a normal person because they like dark humour. Fans of dark humour include: pick-me girls who think being sexist and saying women have no rights will get their homophobic trump-supporting white boy to like them and greasy men who complain they can’t get a girlfriend but are sexist.
Incel: It’s just dark humour ❄️
Respectful person: Yes because calling it “dark humour” justifies how you are making fun of someone’s trauma and being an overall indecent person
by shutupcandice September 14, 2020
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dark horse

a secret male slut who no one excepts to be a womanizer
Mrs. Burgess upon seeing tom's pencil case "Tom your a dark horse"
by Jess January 03, 2005
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