Not glorifying passive culture means simply not examining/implying power of anything based on race, gender, sexuality, or wealth
In America, they argue countlessly of Trump vs Biden, Left vs Right, Woke vs Racist, Straight vs Gay. Here, we never argue about that, it's passive culture, and Putin and Xi never laugh at us.
by Mister 1Up May 23, 2023
Get the Passive culturemug. noun / verb / lifestyle
kul-chur on thuh kan
1. The act of consuming culture while on the can. Literally. Figuratively. Religiously.
2. A creative agency born from the sacred scroll — crafting and curating binge-worthy, bite-sized content made for the porcelain throne.
3. That moment when your legs go numb, but you still can’t stop scrolling.
4. Where internet culture meets bathroom breaks. Fast. Funny. Unfiltered. Raw. Maybe a little too relatable.
5. A modern ritual. A movement (in more ways than one). The place where short-form genius, real talk, and your best ideas collide — while you’re handling your other business.
6. Where you go for a little peace and quiet — to laugh, think, and learn something about the world, all without leaving the stall.
7. We all get cultured on the can.
8. The toilet of popularity — the internet’s porcelain throne.
kul-chur on thuh kan
1. The act of consuming culture while on the can. Literally. Figuratively. Religiously.
2. A creative agency born from the sacred scroll — crafting and curating binge-worthy, bite-sized content made for the porcelain throne.
3. That moment when your legs go numb, but you still can’t stop scrolling.
4. Where internet culture meets bathroom breaks. Fast. Funny. Unfiltered. Raw. Maybe a little too relatable.
5. A modern ritual. A movement (in more ways than one). The place where short-form genius, real talk, and your best ideas collide — while you’re handling your other business.
6. Where you go for a little peace and quiet — to laugh, think, and learn something about the world, all without leaving the stall.
7. We all get cultured on the can.
8. The toilet of popularity — the internet’s porcelain throne.
1. “Honestly? I get all my news, trends, and low-key wisdom from Culture on the Can.”
2. “My therapist said I need boundaries. I told them I already have Culture on the Can — and that’s enough inner work for me.”
3. “Was on the toilet for an hour watching Culture on the Can. Legs? Gone. Worth every second.”
4. “Culture on the Can is why I’m late to meetings. Enlightenment takes time.”
5. “Don’t bother me — this is my Culture on the Can time.”
6. “Forgot my phone — no Culture on the Can. Just me, my thoughts. 0/10. Would not recommend.”
7. “My wife thinks I’m up to something. I am: expanding my mind with Culture on the Can.”
8. “My wife gets concerned when I’m in the bathroom too long. But really, I’m just training to be a refined, informed, emotionally stable man — with Culture on the Can.”
2. “My therapist said I need boundaries. I told them I already have Culture on the Can — and that’s enough inner work for me.”
3. “Was on the toilet for an hour watching Culture on the Can. Legs? Gone. Worth every second.”
4. “Culture on the Can is why I’m late to meetings. Enlightenment takes time.”
5. “Don’t bother me — this is my Culture on the Can time.”
6. “Forgot my phone — no Culture on the Can. Just me, my thoughts. 0/10. Would not recommend.”
7. “My wife thinks I’m up to something. I am: expanding my mind with Culture on the Can.”
8. “My wife gets concerned when I’m in the bathroom too long. But really, I’m just training to be a refined, informed, emotionally stable man — with Culture on the Can.”
by cultureonthecan June 26, 2025
Get the Culture on the Canmug. A game of social acceptance amongst piers, primarily played by middle aged mothers. The game involves; Performing activities simply to brag about them to other mothers, trying to create a false image of a perfect family to the outside world and pretending to care about certain socially acceptable things.
An example of a mother playing "The Culture Game" is when she drags her family to a museum, that she has no interest in, only to brag about it to her friends and tell them how "insightful" and "refreshing" it was. Another example is when a mother forces her children to attend a gathering even if the children have no connection to the people who will be at the gathering, simply to uphold the image of the perfect family.
The Culture Game comes from a place of longing for social acceptance and fear of rejection. The middle aged mothers are scared of being honest and truthful with their piers, scared to admit fault, disinterest and show weakness, which results in them dragging their families through the mud to keep up the facade.
An example of a mother playing "The Culture Game" is when she drags her family to a museum, that she has no interest in, only to brag about it to her friends and tell them how "insightful" and "refreshing" it was. Another example is when a mother forces her children to attend a gathering even if the children have no connection to the people who will be at the gathering, simply to uphold the image of the perfect family.
The Culture Game comes from a place of longing for social acceptance and fear of rejection. The middle aged mothers are scared of being honest and truthful with their piers, scared to admit fault, disinterest and show weakness, which results in them dragging their families through the mud to keep up the facade.
"I can't believe that mom is playing The Culture Game with aunt Karen again"
"Yeah, she doesn't even like wine, but I guess her pride is more important than her taste.."
"Yeah, she doesn't even like wine, but I guess her pride is more important than her taste.."
by TheBeetleMan February 10, 2020
Get the The Culture Gamemug. This term describes the way some people are not being exact in their language. It can be used very broadly
by LessDestiny October 26, 2020
Get the ish-culturemug. by tigersharktax April 9, 2024
Get the Cultural appropriationmug. Mainstream culture spread by corporate media with the intention of keeping the youth ignorant and violent.
by Forkskin October 1, 2022
Get the Crippling Culturemug. Overly sensitive to perceived cultural slights
by Acesspotlite July 1, 2021
Get the Culturally Butt Hurtmug.