Crusty Boris

When a male hipster who’s over waxed his moustache to the point it is crusty, eats your ass.

Also commonly known as a Russian gutter punk

“I got a crusty boris last night from this cute boy I met at the bar!”

“My asshole is a little chaffed from the crusty boris you gave me the other day”

by TheLoneCrustyBorisZone October 18, 2017

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by InterpersonalCommunication February 19, 2025

Crusty Screen

When you cum all over your screen and forget to wipe it off.

I forgot to wipe my screen after last night's cum sesh and now I have crusty screen.

by a7xfan1021 August 3, 2016

An Extra Crusty Garcia

When a latino women takes a tostitos chip and dips it in a man's butthole that looks like guacamole because he hasn't wiped in a few weeks.

I was at Ron Jeremy's house last night and he made me give him an extra crusty Garcia.

by Gaming Hams January 19, 2017

Crusties

A gooey yet crust like substance on the inner corner of your pets eyeballs that accumulates over time.

Come here, let me get your crusties.

by hammy2024 July 31, 2024