crusty dickhat

Having a dry ass foreskin, usually cracks.

shit man i got a crusty dickhat

by CrazyCoolGuy April 4, 2016

Crusty for Jesus

Having such deep passion for the lord that the only way to function is through the divine process of crusting oneself. The back pressure from clenching your butt cheeks hard enough together is a good starting point.

When a spenkwich is sad, he gets crusty for Jesus

by Fingaboi1996 May 7, 2024

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by InterpersonalCommunication February 19, 2025

Crusties

A gooey yet crust like substance on the inner corner of your pets eyeballs that accumulates over time.

Come here, let me get your crusties.

by hammy2024 July 31, 2024

Crusty

Upper/middle class people who care protest bout climate change, play the bongos, wear beeny hats, have dreadlocks and do marijuana in their poxy, stinky, ratty aul, manky aul vans while living off daddy's money.

1.Shupp you ye rotten aul crusty

2.Imma float climate change protest and bash in a few crusties, floatin?

3. South Dublin? Jaysus stay away pal, crusty Central out der

by Ermahgerd356 January 23, 2020