butt cold

when your butt catches a cold, it sneezes and sniffles alot and maybe itches, and leaks and makes alot of mucous.

i caught a nasty butt cold. it may have been from those spicy nachos...

by buttcold December 30, 2012

cold spoon

when a chick starts rubbin your dick, but has cold hands.

men... you know. cold spoon.

by sic fuk January 4, 2011

Cold Lake

A city in north east Alberta. Mostly inhabited by Air force assholes(Pigeons)and Natives. I was born in Cold Lake and it is full of beauty. Including Forests, A huge Lake, and trails coming outta your ass. A Fun/cool place for RedNecks alike.

Things to do: Four by Fouring, Drinking, Quading, then more drinking! WHOO HOO!!

My name is Katie-anne, this is my Dad is Billy-Bob. We are from Cold Lake

by K@T May 29, 2007

butt cold

Usually, your mom's fingers and feet get cold first and her butt, because it's so damn big, is the last thing to get cold. So if her butt is cold then everthing else is too, which means it can't get much colder.

A: It's butt cold today.

B: Yes, but your butt is smokin' hot.

by pejohnson76 March 16, 2010

Cold Carol

a sexual fetish that involves massaging cubes of frozen urine into the skin.

That party was so crazy, they had one fridge for booze and a whole separate mini freezer for those that like to enjoy a Cold Carol.

by Propertymanagementfuckery January 19, 2018

Cold Cow

A girl that stops talking to you for no reason.

A 2am girl that finds out you are only talking to her for one reason and stops talking to you.

When you pick up the piece and profit off someone cold cow is (cold cow yummy)

The other day this chick stopped dating my friend Bill (Cold Cow) now she dating me (Cold Cow yummy)

by Dr. dating advice May 19, 2010

Asshole Cold

adj. When it's so cold that when you step outside, the wind hits you, and your face clenches like you just smelled an asshole.

Ugh. I have to go to work in this weather? It's Asshole Cold outside.

by Steveo131 November 27, 2013