is used to tell someone that they're borderline homosexual even though they claim otherwise, which is telling them that the closet they're hiding in is transparent, everyone can see them clearly in that closet.
"Dude, have you heard Lady Gaga's song 'Boys Boys Boys'? I'm not gay but it's just sooooo good! She's such a queen."
"Man, the closet is glass .You can just say it at this point."
"Man, the closet is glass .You can just say it at this point."
by sackO'tatoes December 12, 2023
Get the the closet is glassmug. An ex that sends unsolicited masterbation videos from their closet to try and lure someone back into their narcissistic lair.
by Hoslaya October 22, 2025
Get the Closet Bunnymug. When your homosexual baggage has exceeded the maximum "closet" storage capacity and begins to push you into coming out of the closet and you try to push it back into the closet.
Jimmy began prarie doggin' the closet when his mom found the ticket stubs to the Cher / Barbra Streisand concert on ice.
by Alaska Boss Bitch September 30, 2017
Get the prarie doggin' the closetmug. by Grizzly Gaddis March 10, 2011
Get the Closet-Kinkmug.