where were u wen club penguin die

I was at house eating dorito when phone rang

where were u wen club penguin die

I was at house eating dorito when phone rang

"club penguin is kil"

"no"

by Hehe I cheated April 23, 2021

W211 E Class

The best fucking generation of e class ever made..

Person 1: Yo bro have you seen the new W213 E class, its so sick!
Person 2: Cut the bullshit, everyone knows the w211 e class is the best

by Yourmuuum :) May 7, 2023

Chelsea "Banter" Club

Chelsea "Banter" Club is typically referred to as Chelsea FC. They are a banter club for many reasons, including the bottom-half spot in the premier league. Chelsea Football Club is a shit club just like its fellow London team Tottenham. Hopefully, they get a fucking manager who can manage.

Lionel Messi: Yo Cristiano, did you see Chelsea "Banter" Club get shit on by Manchester City?
Cristiano Ronaldo: No, I didn't see Chelsea "Banter" Club get shit on by Manchester City.

by depressedchelseafan May 19, 2023

boost your discord server on urban dictionary in just 3 clicks

If you're seeing this, then you probably searched "urban dictionary is written by you", and then saw a cheeky little text button saying "BOOST YOUR DISCORD SERVER ON URBAN DICTIONARY IN JUST 3 CLICKS!". Your human brain then has a neuron activation. "I like urban dictionary, and I like discord. OH! I know! I shall combine my two passions to make one big passion!"
If you've searched this then you have a predictable monkey brain. Period. Face the truth, sunshine!

Sam: Bro, you should boost your discord server on urban dictionary in just 3 clicks

Chad: The door is over there, you pathetic dopamine-centered hippie

by huggethibbler March 24, 2023

certified hood classic

The highest honor you can be bestowed.

That guy is a certified hood classic

by Random person on erth December 4, 2020

santa claus batteries

The poor quality batteries that arrive already installed in electronic toys that you'd recieve on Christmas. Typically green and red, gold and red, or any combination of the three. And ususally weighing about half of what a duracell, or energizer would weigh. Toshiba is a common brand of Santa Claus batteries

person 1- Dude, did you get barreries for the digital camera?

person 2- Yeah man. They're those silver ones, ya know, the kind with the black cat jumping through the number nine.

person 1- Oh fuck! Those are like santa claus batteries. They don't even have the power to turn the camera on!

by Buzzer December 23, 2007

google classroom

A trash app that teachers can post O N L I N E W O R K. It is even more stressful for students because they can out of nowhere see a assignment notification and get pressured. ALSO, Make sure to rate google classroom 1 Star on the App Store! Thanks!

Ugh the teacher assigned more work on Google Classroom
Ik it sucks can we like have a break or something for gosh sakes??
IKR

by e1rg April 11, 2020