chili wallet

when you use your mouth to suction yourself to someones forehead and then take a steamy, wet shit down the front of their head before letting go of their waistband and snapping it shut like a wallet full of chili.

Dave: yo what did you do last night?
Johnny: i gave my worst enemy a chili wallet.

by glub-tubbas wepple June 18, 2024

The Ol' Utah Chili Chug

A Utah team building activity. It requires 16 hot dog buns, 1 funnel, some rubber hose, several gallons of Wendy's classic chili, a blindfold, and the team.

We needed to get the team working better together, so we went out and got the stuff for The Ol' Utah Chili Chug. 15 of us had a great time, unfortunately Brian left the company shortly after.

by Salamski July 15, 2024

Dropping the Chili

When you attempt to fart while naked and standing, but poop instead.

“Hey, are there any extra towels? I ended up dropping the chili again in the shower”

by Dutch Smooth July 22, 2024

Dropping the Chili

When you attempt to fart while naked and standing, but poop instead.

“Hey, are there any extra towels? I ended up dropping the chili again in the shower”

by Dutch Smooth July 22, 2024

Hebron chili dog

A dirty hand job using chili as lubrication.

"I sure hope there is enough chili left over for Tammy sue to give me a Hebron chili dog later".

by StankTwerkWind July 30, 2024

Sucking on a Chili Dog

When your fucking a chick in the ass then you pull out and put it in another girls mouth

George is having a threesome with Tina and Marie and fucks Tina in the ass and then puts it in Marie’s mouth and says you like sucking on a chili dog.

by MajorNalgas408 March 1, 2023

Chili bowl

While 69ing a woman on her period, she shits (diarrhea) and it runs down into your bloody mouth.

I was trying to earn my red wings and that bitch Amanda gave me a chili bowl instead.

by Skyline squatter March 10, 2023