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cum cakes

A yummy snack that consists of:
1 cup of cum,
2 eggs,
3 tablespoons of cakes
I didn't know what to do with my excess cum, so I made some cum cakes!
by fordtech March 30, 2009
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caked up

(adj.) So engaged in the act(s) of physical romance as to preclude acknowledging other interests or stimuli.
She still ain't trying to hear her phone, hoochie must be caked up with D'Alfonso again.
by Big Gus Dickus May 21, 2008
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Queef Cakes

Queef - term which refers to vaginal flatulence and ensuing execretment
"Katherine had to change her pants because they were full of Queef Cakes."
by remt April 28, 2007
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peace of cake

Largely nonsensical reference to both the colloquialism "piece of cake" and the popular parting address "peace" employed as a jocular transmutation of the latter and serving its same purpose.
"Yeah, well I guess I'll see ya in two weeks."
"Yeah, definitely."
"Well, alright. Take it easy, man."
"You too. Peace of cake."
by Chauncey Gardiner July 24, 2008
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Cake

someone who is always high, usually from smoking illegal substances; baked
When he showed up for class he was total cake.
by Sarah May 13, 2005
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birthday cake

yo, we ganna lite up some birthday cake later.
by dutyfree23 October 25, 2009
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witch cake

a type of cake made to tell if a person is a witch. Made by taking the urine of a suspected witch and mixing it with some sort of wheat... baking it and feeding it to a dog. The dog is then observed to see if he has the same symptoms of the suspected witch. Mainly used in Salem Village in the 1600s to test people being accused of witchcraft. Originated in england.
George: Man i just broke up with her... I think she's totally a witch.

Random Guy: DUDE!!! get her piss we can make a witch cake!!!
by Tutor January 25, 2008
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