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Dickert's Bridge

Dickert's Bridge is a literary theorem that posits if a protagonist steps onto a rickety wooden bridge suspended over a chasm, it will fall. This led to the invention of the term "foreshadowing".

Chekhov was a hack.

Bridges are older than guns.
The first Shrek movie has an excellent example of Dickert's Bridge in action.
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Dickert's Bridge

When you carry on with a joke or bit further than anyone else, often to the point of social inpropriety
"Jackson Dickert crossed Dickert's Bridge when he scratched the man's balls."
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London Bridge

A threesome composed of two bisexual men and a women, where the woman receives both oral and vaginal/anal sex, while the two men make out above her
Me and my boyfriend decided to bring a girl over, and we had the most passionate London Bridge over her
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Bridge Builder Doctrine

The concept that if you build 1,000 bridges but suck one dick, you’ll be remembered as a cocksucker and not a bridge builder.
Unfortunately, Brad’s merits didn’t hold up when the Bridge Builder Doctrine was applied.
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London bridge

When 2 girls go down on a man while he’s standing and one’s sucking his dick from the front and the others eating his ass and they hold hands between his legs
“Sophie and Mischa came over and totally London bridged me”
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When one is at the end of their wits and decides to do something completely fucking stupid and out of context
I was so cooked in the test i played a G.K. on the bridge for 7 elixir!
What did you do?
I gooned on the test!
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Louisiana Bridge Stick

The act of inserting a pool cue into a woman’s anus, after which you begin receiving oral sex from her bent over. Then completing a pool shot using the woman as an extension for the pool cue. (Bonus points for scoring a shot while thrusting your penis into the woman’s mouth creating a resonation that travels thru her to the end of the cue stick”
Remember when Jake sunk the 8 ball with the Louisiana Bridge Stick method?
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