muck bird

An ugly woman. Especially used for loud, arrogant, ugly women.

“I’m not drunk enough to talk to that muck bird yet”

by cheesy454 May 24, 2023

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on the bird

On the pull; hoping to hook up with someone; wanting to have some sort of sexual encounter. Usually said by a male

"I've dumped her so I'm on the bird lad"

by lush33 April 22, 2009

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when you have a problem, that you find out is actually a completely different problem with very similar symptoms and a completely different solution, but you attempt to fix that new found problem with the same solution as the other one.

oiling the bird originated from->"dude i though my chair was squeaking uncontrollably, but it was really just a bird squeaking outside the window"
"you should oil the bird"

by trvkvltdoomocculta October 5, 2009

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Chill your bird

to calm down: slow your roll: chill out.

-Dude, i'm going to punch you in the nose hole!!
-Whoah! Chill your bird!!!

by Rogue138 December 26, 2010

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Fat Valley Bird (FVB)

A fat chavette hailing from the Welsh Valleys.

Fat Valley Bird (FVB) is a fat chavette hailing from the Welsh Valleys. The FVB can easily be identified as they dress in tracksuits, are adorned in copious amounts of Argos jewellery and are either fat, very fat or extremely fat. The FVBs pastimes can include Bus Shelter loitering, eating chips and fighting. If you encounter this species in the wild, it is best to stay upwind and NEVER make eye contact as this is either a declaration of war, or of love making. Please note, if eye contact is made it would be best to immediately assume the foetal position and go to your happy place until the FVB has moved on to new prey. You have been warned!

by Kaliafibun June 22, 2011

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