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River

An amazing girl with a loud mouth. She always speaks her mind and is very opinionated. She love the outdoors and anything to do with it. She can be overwhelming at times but she’s a great friend to hold on to. She can always make you laugh and always brings a smile to your face. She’s a friend you’d want to try and keep for life.
You: Hey, River.
River: OMG, I’m so excited to see you do you want to hang out tonight or maybe go see a movie or we could go to the beach, nooo we should go SHOPPING!
by Klingywhitehoe November 30, 2018
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River Belt

The type of belt that Jon R would make up stories about when asked.
No no no, you guys have it all wrong. The name originated during a choir practice (probably somewhere in SDC or maybe ELC…definitely not in Texas or Arizona) when a PA, after a couple too many celebration beers, slurred the words “Ranger Belt” and ever since, it’s been called a River Belt. You can Google it.
by Owen Crash November 16, 2021
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Joan Rivers route

Turning into what you made fun of yesterday.
The bubbly girl went the Joan Rivers route and started to practice the double standards she always preached against before, and she got harder and harder to respect as she got older (not that anybody respected her much before).
by The Original Agahnim June 23, 2021
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river runner

1. slaves escaping through the mississippi river 2. a racial slur for a black person
by dirk dinkum February 25, 2020
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The big muddy river

When you pee in his/her butt and then pull out really fast, causing a mudslide in the process.
I told him to leggo my eggo, but he didn't, so I gave him The Big Muddy River.
by Gaychel July 1, 2015
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by Adujasty343 June 7, 2025
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rump river

When many men cum in your ass and you squeeze it back out creating a Rump River
after the boys came in my ass I showed them the Rump River they created in me
by Broomduvkin March 18, 2020
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