Joan Rivers route

Becoming everything you made fun of yesterday. A life where smiling was once easy, but becomes harder and harder while cynicism grows as the end gets closer and closer, and the reality that nobody will miss you when the end does get here sets in.
The bubbly girl went the Joan Rivers route through life, and the more she started to practice everything she once preached against, the more she tried to change reality from what ot was into a new one. It got harder and harder to respect her as she got older (though nobody really did have much respect for her if any before anyway).
by The Original Agahnim June 24, 2021
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Serenity-River

A girl who wants to love herself is kind, a bitch, a cunt, friendly, fake but only real to real ones, loves Mexicans, doesn’t want to get marry, thoughtful, ruthless, relies on herself, and fuck bitches get money. The definition of serenity.
by Vidasrb November 21, 2023
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lucky river

Large quantities of diarrhea produced by dirty Chinese food.
Marty ate a plate of greasy chow fun at the Hunan restaurant next to the bus station then he had an all-day lucky river.
by Hot Franklin February 01, 2022
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River my beloved

My future husbands name is river, I love him sm to the point where I would die for him
awwwh, You look adorable as always, river my beloved :)
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cum me a river

to cum a river
oi ringo m8 cum me a river
by cum n cocaine aka sam September 10, 2021
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river davis morrow

A fucking awesome friend. he always has your back but will tell you when you are wrong. He is trustworthy and cool as hell.
"My friend is such a River Davis Morrow! He always has my back and I could trust him with my life."
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Alabama river spooning

When you and another man take a spoon to a river where no one can see you then you dig a hole and both take turns to shit in the hole. After all the shit is in the hole you then deepthroat each other until both of your mouths are full with sperm. You then put your hand in the hole and feed it to your friend.
Tom and Jerry did Alabama river spooning for pornhub.
by Bigwillypenus January 22, 2019
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