Someone who says every word that comes to mind while in Voice Comms regardless of who may already be speaking, usually mid-fight in a competitive video game. Everyone hates them.
Dude, Jeff is such a battle blogger I had to force Push-to-Talk on him. And he STILL battle blogged the whole time.
by Noval1th June 5, 2017
Get the battle bloggermug. A sexual act while you and a friend of yours hides in your homies closet while he fucks his step-sister(or anyone, it’s doesn’t matter but it’s best if it’s the step-sis) in a Pokémon costume and then cum on each other preferably while screaming that Pokémon’s name
by IGotAidsFromAMintChipCookie October 27, 2020
Get the The Pokémon battlemug. The Siberian rope battle is where the female and male share a sex toy from ass to ass creating a rope pulling contest.
by Nothing2018 October 30, 2018
Get the Siberian rope battlemug. Person1:Hey, I need to take a shit
Person1:Oh yeah, i can just sing the fortnite battle pass song while im about to drop a hiroshima in my own house while my kids are in my basement.
Person1:Oh yeah, i can just sing the fortnite battle pass song while im about to drop a hiroshima in my own house while my kids are in my basement.
by Adolf the jew April 20, 2022
Get the fortnite battle passmug. An activity that involves 2-3 people using gifs to depict a battle on a messaging app like discord.
This is mainly just a roleplay, but you can get creative and write rules for it.
The most basic types of gifs you can use are: Attack gifs (usually of a person shooting a gun or punching) Heal gifs (usually some sort of potion or injection which can heal you if you have taken too many hits) Block gifs (shields, counters, etc. Blocks the opponent's attack.) Flee gifs (most likely a gif of a car driving away for someone running. Avoids the attack and leaves open some space to heal.) AND FINALLY... death gifs (someone in a grave, in a hospital bed, or a casket. Used to tell the opponent that you have died and lost the fight.)
Essentially, you just "fight" until someone decides to die and give the other person the win.
This is mainly just a roleplay, but you can get creative and write rules for it.
The most basic types of gifs you can use are: Attack gifs (usually of a person shooting a gun or punching) Heal gifs (usually some sort of potion or injection which can heal you if you have taken too many hits) Block gifs (shields, counters, etc. Blocks the opponent's attack.) Flee gifs (most likely a gif of a car driving away for someone running. Avoids the attack and leaves open some space to heal.) AND FINALLY... death gifs (someone in a grave, in a hospital bed, or a casket. Used to tell the opponent that you have died and lost the fight.)
Essentially, you just "fight" until someone decides to die and give the other person the win.
Can't write an example because you can't use gifs in this box. "should include the word being defined" okay urban dictionary. Fine. GIF Battle
by pur_pl8 March 3, 2023
Get the GIF Battlemug. A battle that tests various fuck boi skills to determine who is the weiniest of all the weinies
peiny weiny weiny hut jr fuck boi
peiny weiny weiny hut jr fuck boi
Chad and Brad were arguing over who's Patagonia was the flyest. Bystanders took bets on who would win the weiny battle.
by poorchildwhohasnofuture May 25, 2016
Get the weiny battlemug. A term used in the video game Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege to help speed up ones internet load speed.
Guy: Dude your internet is so slow
Guy on team: Hamster Battle Royale
*The guy loads*
Guy: www.newegg.com/ssd
Guy on your team: Hamster battle royale
*The guy loads*
Guy on team: Hamster Battle Royale
*The guy loads*
Guy: www.newegg.com/ssd
Guy on your team: Hamster battle royale
*The guy loads*
by Ifartoncakes July 29, 2019
Get the Hamster Battle Royalemug.