Baierizum

Verb: The act of buying something you already own because you can find the first one in your hoarding mess. The purchasing of a duplicate item due to the inability to locate the original one amidst a cluttered or disorganized living space.

Note: The term "Baierizum" is a playful neologism and not commonly found in standard dictionaries. It is derived from the factual scenario of any person or persons from the family named "Baier" who engages in this peculiar shopping behavior on a regular basis.

Example: Uncle Tom baierizumed a claw hammer he thought he had lost, only to have the new hammer delivered three hours after he found the original one buried under a pile of old tools and junk.

by HeyChubba May 23, 2023

baerd

Noun: alternative and superior term for "bird". However, a baerd is not merely a bird but represents the epitome of avian excellence. This term suggests an entity that embodies all the exceptional qualities of birds. Derived from the viral King Shark scene in movie Suicide Squad 2.

Verb: to be "baerded" is to be caught by surprise by the King Shark scene in Suicide Squad 2 with no way of escape. May cause extreme shock, rage, enlightenment, and/or heart attack, depending on the victim's worth.

Noun: the baerd, with it's advanced adaptations and intricate behaviours, represents the pinnacle of avian evolution.

Verb:
"What was that sound?"
"You just got baerded bro. You're one of us now."

by bAeRd August 14, 2024

Baker'd

To be Baker'd

To be shot in the head as soon as an engagement/shootout starts.

"I blame it on Gamma being Baker'd." Moon-

"I got Baker'd as soon as I got out of the Bantha." Gamma-

by Zari Vel August 17, 2024

Bakers Bussy

Any bodily orifice that you would use as a pocket or hiding place, such as the anus or the shaft of the penis. Also known as the prison wallet.

He had an ungodly amount of drugs in his Bakers Bussy.

by BAKERS DADDY October 3, 2023

Bakery

Rolls of skin on a fat person

"Yo is that Callum Ginnifer?" "Yeah look at his bakery"

by BigCheekedRapist October 17, 2023

bakers virgin

Someone who has only slept with one person. Similar to a dozen and bakers dozen, bakers dozen is 1 more than a dozen.

That kid Adam only has one body, he’s a bakers virgin.

by ChickenSh1tter November 3, 2023

Bajersgee

An excited yell of triump, when you poop your pants in public.

Excuse me teacher, i need to use the restroom. Bajersgee! Too late.

by Le' Poop December 4, 2023