Floor banana

A phrase for a man who is completely and utterly wasted, to the point where one is constantly falling on the floor due to the lack of coordination.

Esha: I went home with this crazy floor banana the other day and he rocked my world.

Emma: This floor banana said I was slim thick with a cute ass and then fell flat on his face.

by The worst person August 30, 2017

banana logging

The act of fapping whilst dropping a massive deuce in such a manner so as to stimulate the prostate while the steaming log makes its way through the rectum.

I prefer to use bathroom spray right before I banana log.

Sometimes before I go out on a Saturday night, I get a good banana logging in to get me in the mood.

by jarf May 27, 2013

Banana People

A banana person is a person that is a banana that gets horribly sexually degraded by old diabetic Australian men.

Mev fucks banana people.

by Banana People April 19, 2020

yummy banana

When a girl is anally fucking a guy with a strap-on and secretly puts roofie suppositories when he isn't paying attention. When he is unconscious, she takes a knife and slits his penis from balls to head, splits the two halves open like a boat, fills it up with ice cream and whipped cream and starts sucking him off while sitting on his face.

Jessica: he cheated on you, you should totally give him a yummy banana

Eliza: fuck yeah the bitch

by furry_ballsacks March 6, 2017

Fresh Banana

noun.

1.Something a chick on skates gives you at Sonic.

2.A kind of banana only available at Sonic.

3. Something a prostitute gives you....off of the value menu at Sonic.

Dude, I just went to Sonic and ordered a "Fresh Banana"!

How was it?

Let's just say that "Fresh Banana" was....Orgasmic!LOL JK it was alright.

by TheKPL August 28, 2010

Banana Farrel

A large, very unhealthy looking creature, with long skiny arms and has sexual intercourse by jamming its fingers (or tentacles into the side of its mates abdominal region. Also has a very large eating mechanism, (looks like lips but biologists are not sure yet). Also this things favorite meal is a hermit crab, or a tasty chicken nugget.

Did you see that Banana Farrel at the mall yesterday?

by John Carichner February 17, 2010

manhattan banana

A massive line of cocaine that is cut in the shape of a banana. Origins of term dates back to the early 2000's in Chicago, IL but is likely used across America by now. Manhattan refers to the amount of cocaine Manhattanites take down, banana is for the cut of the line.

"Hey bro, want a line?"

"Sure, make it a Manhattan Banana"

by FuriousGMobile January 5, 2021