Austin

He’s a super smart man with smexy glasses and he wants to show you his new trickshot! Don make him mad because that’ll be strike one, alright?!

Hey Austin!
Don be mischievous, alright bucko?!
Damn, my bad Austin.

by Dr. Johnny September 6, 2023

austinning

Noun, Verb

1. The act of applying real world physics on fictional events resulting in absurd conclusions. It works as a form of edutainment. It is rarely used in battleboarding discussions. The namesake is the narrator from ShoddyCast's "The SCIENCE!"

2. The act of measuring things subject to artistic licensing under the assumption that they are self-consistent.

1. I just saw a video where someone was austinning the Pokemon evolutions. It was horrifying, funny and I learned some things about biology.

2. You can't just take the size of this stylized milk carton and measure how big the stylized house is in comparisson to it. You're austinning!

by I-Don't-Want-A-Nickname November 27, 2024

Austin

Guy who is mean, and a dick

Timmy said "this dude was pulling an austin

by Hi :0 December 10, 2018

Austin

One who overuses the words “Yo” and “dickeatin”

The dickeating is crazy by Austin today

by Trnjyt November 16, 2023

austin kopeck

based peck

Austin Kopeck is the based peck.

by ConstintineOOO November 30, 2013

Austin

A guy who don't want to admit he is wrong and is always annoying

You're being such an Austin right now

by Yesntness August 7, 2022

Austin No Frags Roesner

A man who is so bad at rainbow six, but thinks he is so good. Chooses from an arsenal of 2 operators, both of which he can't kill anyone with. he compensates for the absence of real friends with smashing hoes with STD's, he is a dumb nigger

Austin, please get a second kill
Austin, please get a fucking kill
Austin, You fucking suck austin no frags roesner

by The KKK 2 November 10, 2018