Alex

Fuck that dude.

Fuck Alex. Turning into the same shit as Fortnite.

by Kyle September 26, 2020

Alex

Alex is a mean person who only cares about himself he believes nobody is as great and mighty as him. DO NOT be friends with him!

Hey Alex hows the weather? Xander: F you

by thatonepotato July 23, 2015

Alex

Very slow and not smart plus needs to get the young D0
also a 2 inch by 16 inch chode does occur

A sloth like retard donkey (man bear pig)
e.g alex the man bear pig

by Filthy Frank Here February 28, 2013

Alex

A complete dill hole who eats bananas out of his ass and worships the gods of mother fuckering cunts. He likes to believe that he has a dick but in reality he just has a pickle shoved up his vagina. When he hears voices in his head, he is really just listening to the sound of his vagina talking to him. He also thinks that his girlfriend is good in bed, when, in reality, she is just another mother fucking whore. His nicknames often include crisp bread and schmuck fuck.

"That Alex is such a crisp bread."
"I think I saw Alex eating a banana the other day. You know what that means."

by Whores panonymous October 11, 2013

Alex

The biggest dumbfuck ever to live on the face of the earth. The kind of dumbass to bite his own dick off hoping it grows back bigger.

Alex just inhaled an entire can of sunscreen to get tan.

by mmm gay December 7, 2018

Alex

Alex is a very arrogant and irritating boy. He likes to annoy the girls he likes rather than telling them. He is very childish. He thinks he is so hilarious and will only do what he is told if he feels like it. Acts like an awkward youth pastor.

Alex needs to stop, he's not funny.

by Your Man's Girl January 11, 2019

Alex

A stupid nigger

Everyone type in the chat Alex is a stupid nigger

by AlexHater699000 July 6, 2018