Rex Schwidlewski is the most awesome man you will ever meet
He is a sigma
His milkshakes bring all the girls to the yard
He is basically perfect in every way
He is a sigma
His milkshakes bring all the girls to the yard
He is basically perfect in every way
Girl 1: "Woah omg is that Rex Schwidlewski he's so cool"
Gay guy: "Wow I wish he was gay"
Straight guy: "I'm not even gay but he's so hot"
Gay guy: "Wow I wish he was gay"
Straight guy: "I'm not even gay but he's so hot"
by superduperawesomecoolman123 April 29, 2024
A 7 ft 6 glorious king with blue eyes, definitely does not take fentanyl and mushrooms. Has a level 15 gyatt with skibidi rizz. Fights the gender pay wage gap on the daily. Drives a hellcat. Hates period cramps, THE BIGGEST JOHNSON. You could not even comphrehend how glorious this specimen he wields the power autism. He's been mewing since the heian era, he often hunts down women of age for their gyats cause he's got that dawg in him. His canthal tilt is so positive just like the std test he got. He rizzed up baby gronk and livvy dunne so incrediblely and stupendously hard they ropemaxxed he's that glorious.
Girl 1: OMG is that Rex Schwidlewski! I've heard he fights the gender wage gap and has a hellcat!
Girl 2: What the flip! He's so sigma!
Girl 1: Wowzzers!
Straight male: I'm straight but this guy is hot I'd let him iht with his drake but like he doesnt like kids like drake cause hes not a pdf file <3
Girl 2: What the flip! He's so sigma!
Girl 1: Wowzzers!
Straight male: I'm straight but this guy is hot I'd let him iht with his drake but like he doesnt like kids like drake cause hes not a pdf file <3
by Forewarde May 24, 2024
Very angry old lady with no life
by Chiefs2020 July 12, 2024
The Cum Bucket Bexy Bex loves to get Cookasaurus Rex with her man n destroy his pudding with her strong hands on those lil arms even though she a huge bitch...
by Dann Mann February 15, 2024
A Thot of the plus size stature.
A woman who has loose morals and has a huge hunger for food and sex. A Thotasourus Rex is not someone to share your bed room with she will leave grease stain and cheeto debris in your bed and your fridge empty
A woman who has loose morals and has a huge hunger for food and sex. A Thotasourus Rex is not someone to share your bed room with she will leave grease stain and cheeto debris in your bed and your fridge empty
Damn dude Mike said he had Shandah over and she ain't up all the kids snacks and left a funk in his bed. Man I told Mike she was a thotasourus rex.
by SMOKIE13 August 30, 2018
by CrazyAsian27 October 29, 2015