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Toddler Tits

A girl with a flat chest; tits like a toddlers.
Dan: Look at Kelly in her bikini,shes got toddler tits!
by MRwar September 26, 2008
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rip tits

(v) To embark on an adventure, to do something enthusiastically. Often used in an exclamatory sense.
"You boys ready to roll?"

- "Yeah, let's rip tits!"
by Ed Braun November 4, 2008
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Saggy Tits

Do your tits hang low?
Do they waddle to the floor?
Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder.. etc. etc.

Basically boobs that are either so big that they are touching your belly button or your just REALLY old.
DAYUM that girl has got some SAGGY TITS jeez.
by Sharmainexox3932 February 17, 2008
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back tits

When a human is so grossly obese that their back fat appears to be a pair of floppy sagging breasts.
Yesterday on the plane I had to sit next to a giant bastard that took up 2 seats and a pair of back tits that would put most women to shame.
by Dizzle September 24, 2002
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tit-tays

titties so big that you gotta say tit-tays
damnn man check them titties out. Dude those arent titties...they're TIT-TAYS!
by creag July 21, 2008
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tits in Cali

A phrase used to describe the transparent and artifical nature, of a person's projected character or personality.
"That chick pretends to be sincere and honest, but she's like 'tits in Cali': totally FAKE."
by D. Gould January 25, 2006
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Elephant Tit

A bottle quart of beer or malt liquor. (Today, would be probably be the 40 oz versions)
After we knocked back several Elephant Tits of Colt 45, we were ready for the night.
by Bill Bee February 29, 2008
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