flushed the mouse

To fail utterly, often as the result of uncertainty as to what to do.

Origin: Tony Kornheiser, The Tony Kornheiser Show (2024)
Tony tried to find the best way to dispose of the dead rodent but in the end he just flushed the mouse.

Nigel really flushed the mouse when he said “May the Force be with you” was from Star Trek.
by Tryptan Felle May 05, 2024
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fat mousing

Dragging a file folder into an adjacent folder thus making appear deleted.
I could not find the projects folder because Bob fat moused it into the folder above it. All day he is fat mousing.
by Kay Starry October 11, 2013
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1/7-turn mouse-pad rotation

Refers to where you temporarily spin your rectangular mouse-pad a fraction of a turn so that you can roll the mouse diagonally along the pad for maximum "continuous travel-distance" before having to lift the mouse and bring it back up to the top of the pad again. Useful for when you need to move the cursor farther than an entire "top to bottom" or "left to right" sweep of the screen, such as if the web-page is extra long/wide, or if you are needing to view the page with the magnifier racked up considerably.
I always set my cursor's travel-speed at maximum so that I usually don't have to move the mouse very far to navigate the entire screen-area; once in a while I have to look at a really long column of text or images (like if I'm reading a large volume of text or shopping for items on a lengthy catalog-page), though, and so I do a 1/7-turn mouse-pad rotation to minimize my having to perform "fresh-bite hops" with the mouse.
by QuacksO April 03, 2019
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wet mouse

the most top person in the world claiming to be a bottom
''Briley, you are such a wet mouse.''
by ballsfuck November 14, 2022
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Mouse-ke-tool

“This could be a set up” “ Its cool, just in case they try anything funny I got the mouse-ke-tool
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shower mouse

The revolting mass of hair that lingers under the shower plug, rife with rotting conditioner. The small visible hairs at the top of the plug being merely the tip of the hideous foul smelling iceberg.
I tackled the shower mouse today. Dealing with that shit makes me want to shave my head...
by NWAS January 20, 2017
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