porn window

a computer

Porn window: like a regular window except when you look into it, instead of seeing the outside, you see porn.

by redhen October 19, 2010

windows media player

Stupid program that will play DVD's for some people but not for others. Completely illogical and impossible to use. Really pointless

"why the hell won't Windows media player play this DVD? It worked on my computer but not on this one."

by ihateu January 16, 2005

Windows

windows xp: a sucky OS that crashes every 5 minutes,
even more assed up coz it slows down after every installation and after every download,often caused by stupid assed programmers who wrote the stupid program

windows xp, the worst OS since the invention of computers

by charli January 19, 2004

dirty windshield

placing goggles or other form of eye protection on a person and then defecating or rubbing fecal matter on the goggles.

dude last night i gave my girldfrind a dirty windshield.

by twizzle September 3, 2006

pickle window

slang term for the mouth when telling someone to shut up. synonymous with pie hole, cum dumpster, etc.

shut the pickle window, man!

by ravenflesh June 23, 2008

Puppied in the Window

A sex position involving performing anal sex where the girl is leaning out of a windowsill

The girl/guy wants to get puppied in the window so all the neighbors can see.

by Trevor and Brittney March 4, 2008

Mr. Brown is at the window

To have the Turtle's Head, to be Touching Cloth. An emergency situation involving Mr. Brown

Oh Jesus! Mr. Brown is at the window, excuse me a minute whilst I see him off.

by Baron Of Stuff November 27, 2007