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Gnomes of War

a bunch of gnomes with axes and shovels waiting for you to walk outside one night.
Gnomes will attack u at night if u dont watch out. Especially the Gnomes of War.
by Mutant Gnomes June 11, 2006
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MySpace status war

When two or more people change their myspace status' to insults directed at other people. Other people may join resulting in two sides going at each other. Often very entertaining to watch
Last night Ben changed his status to 'fuck you Andrea, a full blown MySpace status war ensued.
by benny j 94 December 22, 2008
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The Great Keemstar War

Basically when a bunch of you tubers including Leafyishere, Pyrocinical, and GradeAUnderA attack and try to get him off the air... For good.
"The Great Keemstar war was a one of the greatest battles in all of YouTube history,"
"Anyway, let's get right... Into the news..."
Said the next Dramalert host
by Partake-of-the-fruit June 23, 2016
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The Great YouTubers War

The Great Youtubers War is a raging battle on the great platform of YouTube. Our lord and savior Pewdiepie with his 9 year old army, along with his faithful followers Mr beast, Granday, Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, Justin Roberts, Flyingkitty battling against the evil corporate machine called T-series with their army of mindless Sub-bots. Please, do the platform a favor and SUBSCRIBE TO PEWDIEPIE.
Me : "We're winning The Great YouTubers War."
by Tomatotato1424 February 11, 2019
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Portuguese Man of War

To place ones unshorn hot sauce laden scrotum onto the face of an unsuspecting individual.
Paolo lost sight in one eye when Balltesar discovered the portuguese man of war.
by Masochist Tea Bagger July 10, 2010
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Revolutionary War

The war most American schoolkids have continuously hammered into their brains, without really understanding.

In brief and colloquial terms for slow-witted teens:

Colonists were pretty pissed off at mama-san Britain for the policies she created after the French & Indian War, so toss in a shitload of taxes and acts, and you've got even more rage. Colonists start getting bratty in regards to paying the taxes and obeying the acts they see as unfair, and British throw even more at the bastards, without warning. Now REALLY angry, colonists start banding together thus boycotts and protests (think Boston Tea Party) erupt. Thomas Paine steps in with "Common Sense" and says "Hey, colonial dudes, independence from the Brits = pretty sweet idea." At first people call him insane, but soon enough THE WAR BEGINS. Yada yada Loyalists and Patriots yada George III. Ben Franklin goes to France and gets them to help the colonists out. Brits first seem to take the lead. Colonists eventually regain strength and topple Brits in the end. July 4th, 1776 = Declaration of Independence, among other things, but hey man, THE WAR WAS STILL GOING ON WHEN THEY WROTE IT. Articles of Confederation (American Constitution Sr.) is pretty much the nail in the Brit/Colonial connection coffin.

Voilà. A new nation.

note: I'm not a professor, so this of course is not some exact, blow-by-blow description of the war.
I hope you now change your definition of the Revolutionary War, American. Better cross out that "Yeah, the British were like TOTAL DICKS, so we were like FUCK THAT, WE'RE AMERICA, so we fought 'em. Wait, England = Britain, right?"

:)
by schnookummomookums August 4, 2006
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Cold War

1. Period of mostly low-key or cultural brinkmanship between the United States and (most typically) the now-defunct Soviet Union, which formally ended in 1991 and had been going on since 1946 or 1917, depending on who you ask. Occasionally got hot or at least fairly warm in places like Vietnam, Berlin or Korea. Supposedly the fight between democracy and Communism, but nobody hears about such brinkmanship with China these days.

2. Any protracted, sullen standoff between people.

3. The ongoing medical attack on the vast family of rhinoviruses responsible for a condition known medically as acute nasopharyngitis.
They were Cold War kids, growing up in the 1970s.

There's a bit of a cold war between Jim and his parents these days.

They're still fighting the cold war, but for the moment we'll have to deal with blocked noses on a personal basis.
by Fearman December 16, 2007
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