Under The Table

A place where shy guys go when they want you to join them to do the frick-frack.

Leah: Why is Henry under the table?
Lauren: He's waiting for you.
Leah: Please. We'd do it on top.

by Karisuta November 3, 2018

The gunder from down under

awesome people with a big penis and should be looked up to because they are legit

The gunder from down under

*Wow Elijah GUNDERsen is frciken awesome I wish I was him*

by ThunderGunder5000 March 6, 2017

Water under the Bridge

A prison term predominately used in Idaho. It is when two men nut in a container and then they begin bridging over the semen.

“Yo bro I’m bored what’s the move”
“We can try doing the water under the bridge method”

by ZM4 May 5, 2025

testify under oath

Where you **swear** to tell the truth.

Confused social-studies student: I was always under the impression that you're supposed to be polite and respectful whenever you in a court of law, not lace your language with profanity --- why should anyone be compelled to "swear" to tell the truth when he agrees to "testify under oath"???

by QuacksO August 31, 2018

Pogo under the stairs

A dance which often involes a sore head also a sex act involving a man, woman and a stick or phallic object

Oh wow my date gave me a pogo under the stairs...it was amazing!

by Whiskeytango January 11, 2021

under the fluff

The truth, authenticity, reality. The opposite of spin.

After she left her PR job she was able to reveal stuff under the fluff.

by WiseOne62 October 11, 2015

The person standing under your bed

Found in ohio, this entity loves pecan cookies. And won’t hurt you, they’re around 13 ft tall, approximately. They love small, and tight spaces, and are cat like. They’re safe creatures, and they’re diet is a omnivorous diet. Eating small dogs, and bats, but also plants, such as tomatoes, and eggplant.

Oh no, the person standing under your bed is back again!

by Susssy Baka 3736869 December 6, 2022