tallahassee toothpaste

cumming on the bristles of your roommates toothbrush and not telling him (or her), then putting it back like nothing happened

I hate my roommate I gotta give him some of that tallahassee toothpaste

by Low Lewis December 8, 2010

golden toothbrush

A golden toothbrush is the result of dipping a roommate, sister, brother, or friend's toothbrush in the toilet after you have urinated in the bowl.

I was so angry at my roomate that I urinated in the toilet and then dipped his toothbrush in the toliet water. I gave him a real golden toothbrush and could not help laughing when he brushed his teeth the next morning.

by Ron the avenger October 8, 2011

Filipino Toothbrush

An act of slowly pushing a dental toothbrush into the penis hole of a Filipino man. Usually, the man is 28-43 years of age. After the toothbrush is fully inserted, the person who's pushing it it in must take it out but with the brushing side facing the opposite way of its entry. There must be a slight twist of the hand while doing this. Nine times out of ten the Filipino man will request for an electric toothbrush to fully satisfy his sexual needs. If you choose to use the electric one, only turn it on once it is 3/4 of the way in the penis. Any later or sooner and the Filipino man will violently assault you with freshly caught salmon. But do not fret, all you need to do is start to brush your own teeth with the electric toothbrush and then he will follow your every command.

Joe: "Hey can I do a Filipino Toothbrush really quick?"
Lorenzo: "No man, I got to get ready for school and need to brush my teeth!"
Joe: "No worries! I'm quick, we can skip to the electric to start!"
Lorenzo: "Alright, bet!"

by 6ix9ineIsDaddy November 7, 2018

San Francisco Toothbrush

A penis.

It's suprising her teeth aren't whiter, I hear she brushes with a new San Francisco Toothbrush every night.

by Captain Cynical April 2, 2009

Tootall

Abnormally large creature found in Hertfordshire, England.
Sometimes mistaken for big foot or the yeti. The public are generally warned to stay away from him as he is thought to be dangerous but he is usually seen with other people. Also known to do nothing but chest, back and arm work in the gym.

HOLY SHIT! what is that! must be the legendary tootall beast!

by muffinrape nomonom February 1, 2010

tootelage

1. Present tense of toot.

2. Past tense of toot}

3. When farting immediately after someone else, you are deemed under the first farter's "tootelage."

4. When being subjected to the odor of someone else's fart, you are under the farter's "tootelage."

1. After farting, "Got some serious tootelage here."

2. After walking into a room immediately after a person rips a noxious fart, "Captain, sensors are detecting tootelage in this sector."

3. Being the second to fart, "I am under your tootelage now, but one day the student will become the master."

4. After Ayden rips a paint peeling fart he proudly proclaims, "You are all under my tootelage."

by Merriam Kiddo July 22, 2011

toochee

Used when refering to a vagina when talking to a child. Parents make use of weird names in place of normal names for private parts, especially if its an uncomfortable topic for them.

Sweety you just kicked me in my toochee!

by Cryptosporidium 155 February 20, 2014