kyle cochrane

a lying son of a fuck who is dumb as a rock and cant tie his own shoes. he's also a closeted homosexual who cries about everything and anything. he lets his friends touch his small pecker and got scabies from his best male friend. he tries to act ghetto but everyone around him just lets him do his thing hoping he'll get shot. he treats women like scum between his deformed, hairy toes. has mommy issues. cuts himself with a shaver for attention but nobody gives a fuck.

"Yo dude you know Kyle Cochrane?"
"Yeah? That faggot? I heard him and his friend anally raped each other behind Office Max"
"YOOOOO I'M TELLIN' EVERYONE!"

by KyleWasGayAnywaysFam April 15, 2019

Kyle turner

A Kyle turner from bromsgrove is a mongole who’s Mom is peng and dad has an egg head he thinks he’s sick because he used to live in America but no one actually likes him

That Kyle turner is so dodgy no one likes him

by Hill top November 14, 2018

Kyle Chum

Kyle isn't the most caring and loyal friend you'll ever meet. He's hot as fu*k and will always look out for you in any situation. He's normally a quiet guy, somehow with loads of friends. He's smart and clever, and even funny when you get close to him. 1000/10 Would definitely date.

People with last names such as Chum gets the best nicknames just like our Kyle Chum :)

by Jessica Laura June 4, 2017

kyle lee

kyle lee is very old. he has a wack sleep schedule (sorry) and his diet consists of advil, yogurt, energy drinks, and jaws ice cream. kyle lee is also very good at english. he is amazing at time management and will never have a late assignment. this is also because he has a great memory and remembers very important things. kyle has many different personas, including kesus the god of the world and edgar, my best friend (just a better version of kyle and kesus combined). kyle insists that he is taller than smidgen but i think it’s all in the hair, it gives him a good two inches at least which is not fair at all. right now would be a good time to mention that kyle is probably slaving away to two menaces in society called ap bio and ap chem. hopefully he can read this when he finishes and sleep super soundly tonight. all smidgen can think of right now while writing this is of hugging kyle and being in his arms. she hopes he can rest soon and wants him to know that he makes her happy. goodnight to smidgen’s oldie, she loves you very much:)

smidgen: i’ve been looking everywhere but i can’t find kyle lee://
kyle: hey! tilt your head down i’m down here!

by tallsmidgen September 29, 2021

kyle ireson

THE BEST MAN, THE TRUE GOAT, THE KING OF WTC

"hey man did you hear kyle ireson is online?"
"No, but thats a big W"

by Afriendheheehehehehe May 8, 2021

kyle vibes

inappropriate jokes, gross feelings, Raunchy phrases, broken shit

Raunchy joke : oof, this gives me kyle vibes
Broken wall: yup, kyle vibes.

Angry crowd: oh thats definitely kyle vibes

by PuddlesB August 22, 2020

kyling out

When you start a sentence about something mundane, but you think faster than you talk so you end up encompassing your views on the meaning of life and the origins of the universe while ordering a cheeseburger.

Man, when he starts kyling out it's like a video bufferring and 9,000 random facts speed by every time it gets stuck.

by skeptichemist87 March 20, 2016