Riding the Water Pony

The slang term for gaining sexual gratification from using a Bidet

Bijan is taking forever in the bathroom and it sounds like the water is running, I bet he's Riding the Water Pony again.

by anonymous June 30, 2025

Show Pony Rider

A horse rider affectionally known as a snob and mistaken for mummy and daddy’s money, they are not rich. Yet mummy owns a yacht on Miami Beach. Well known with there two spacious arenas and American opening barn. Usually found with horses already made and winning.

‘Did you see Rosie the show pony rider, riding her already made show pony, she is a total brat.’

by snipe69horses March 19, 2019

cholo pony

The youngest and weakest Latino to enter into prison.

I’m gonna score high on that cholo pony!

by EL Seagrove October 8, 2022

built like a pony

When the person isn’t big enough to be built like a horse so they’re built like a pony (usually a female)

She’s so jacked she’s built like a pony.

by Mmmmoooo September 27, 2023

pony

The leg muscles - more specifically the quads. Only used when the legs are large/strong enough to merit their own mention. Hiking up one's pants or unisuit is another way of displaying ones ponies - this is referred to as a "pony show."
Used mainly by Long Island rowers or anyone similarly severely disattached from reality.

"Yo my ponies are yuge."

"We got an audience today, time to give em the pony show."

by The Horror, the horror November 12, 2007

pony

Someone who lacks social spine, or, someone who tries to act out against the rest of the group. someone who is a general annoyance.

"Cruz, you're a fucking pony."

by devon9998 September 3, 2022

Pony

A super Hott blued eyed blond with big breast. Usually a cougar but can be a younger woman. She’s usually found parading around the bar looking for a stud to service her.

Hey! Look at that pony parading for us.

by kennclie August 26, 2019