weeping wank

Wanking someone off till they cry, or wanking yourself till you cry

Jeff felt so emotional that he had himself a weeping wank

by Rainbowmaid321 June 10, 2017

cosmic wank

The process of masturbation when high

“I had a cosmic wank last night’”

by Claret123 November 25, 2017

Plank Wank

To perform the act of masturbation while laying on ones stomach then hold onto the ejaculation until rolled over to thus clean up the ejactulation.

Woah dude I had the best plank wank watching James OAT.
Jordan and Patrick were seen Plank wanking together!

by ThyReginator November 26, 2017

Wank the Shank

When you accidentally spill a beverage on your cutlery.

Person 1: Argh im so dRuNk
Person 2: Make sure not to wank the shank, you”ll be the person cleaning it up.

by Rianon May 6, 2018

danger wank

jerking off in a place where you have a high risk of getting caught.

Dave wanted to danger wank in the Taco Bell bathroom, not in a stall, and he did. He almost got caught danger wanking but he put his junk back in his pants.

by omgitsme23 May 7, 2018

Wank Statement

The browsing history of someone who regularly visits web sites with the intent to plunder Percy the pink

After reviewing my wank statement I can see that I have made over 30 deposits this month.

I found your mum on line last week and if I just check my wank statement I can give you the web address.

by Ravey Davey Gravy March 6, 2018

Walkers Wank

When you spunk into a Walkers ready salted packet, and then enjoy an extra ready salted experience.

Cameron loves to Walkers Wank multiple times while strumming to Gary Lineker before enjoying his salted surprise.

by AhmedJihadsAlot May 13, 2018