frustrated toes

Frustrated Toes; when a person has sexual frustrations Male/Female will constantly wiggle ones toes and or throwing up toe gang signs to represent how oneself can be so Horny.

Damn homie G Funk, homegirl got them frustrated toes, Ima send her some prayers and hopefully she'll be blessed with the "D" soon.

by BadBoyNoy November 28, 2016

independent toe

when your big toe can point like a finger to things and you can pick everything up with it.

very handy

person 1: ew is that a chode
person 2: no its charleys independent toe

by taste of her iridocyclitis October 27, 2015

kings toe

Morton's toe, Greek foot, "Royal toe", "LaMay toe", "Sheppard's toe are all names for a second toe being longer than the Great Toe (Big Toe)

That guys Kings toe (second toe) is so long he could pick a guitar with it.

by mibracedude March 8, 2016

toe cruncher

When you bite on toes and they make a crunch sound

James:Did you see her nice ass feet?!
Jake: yea she let me toe crunch her

James:Damnn you toe cruncher

by Dudetinkletoes November 17, 2018

snicker toe

Having extremely thick and chunky toes. Sometimes pussing out a yellow sticky liquid.

Tabatha needs to get her snicker toes checked out!

by Johnkilller666 August 6, 2017

Paki's Toe

An abrupt faecal emergence

Excuse me fine people, but I must run, I have Paki's Toe. The motherfucker's about to pop his whole head out. (ie I have chronic diarrhoea)

by Pakistoe August 19, 2017

grapple toe

When someone has fucked up toes and uses them as tools. For example to pick things up and tie people's shoe laces. Ewan studd has these toes and toe fucks his girlfriend and dog all the time. The dog loves it very much.

Izzy- "ewan pass me that parsnip"
Ewan *picks up the parsnip with his monkey feet and launches it at her*.,

Izzy- "fuck that you're grapple toes have touched it"

by Burtysquirty123 August 29, 2017