Laker Ice Bandit

An unsavory member of society, typically from the Canadian province of Ontario. Named for the distinctive black can of Laker Ice beer, which is known for having the highest ABV-cost ratio of any beer available in the province.

Laker Ice bandits can typically be observed engaging in theft, pretty crime, and general grifting. When confronted, they may also become aggressive. They can be observed in most medium-to-major sized downtown areas in Ontario, and are frequently spotted near liquor stores.

Plaz: What was that racket I heard last night?

Ratte: Don't worry dude, it was just a Laker Ice Bandit collecting the cans D-Beers left in the backyard

Plaz: No dude, I swear I heard him in the garage

Ratte: OH FUCK, he stole my bike!

by ratteoche January 12, 2024

Bareback Bandit

somebody who haves unprotected sex (hitting raw) frequently

Yea, my brother admitted to being a bareback bandit after getting an STD and having 3 kids.

by citizen silk February 21, 2015

dookie bandit

A man commonly know as Aaron that takes massive poops in odd places; such as a driveway, playground slide, sandbox, urinal, a cooler, etc.

Oh no! Why is there shit in my driveway? The dookie bandit struck again.

by bignutzputz69 June 15, 2020

Bandit Ghostwell

A bandit Ghostwell is another term used to define a high ranking member of Ghostwell gang.

Look its a Bandit Ghostwell!

by Ben Ghostwell May 16, 2021

Bandit Boy

A guy who takes things in the form of robbing,breaking into homes,or finessing.

More of a Advanced Stick Up Kid

Tasha don’t pull your wallet out around Tyrone,I here’s he’s the bandit boy of the town.
A guy who takes things in the form of robbing,breaking into homes,or finessing.

More of a Advanced Stick Up Kid

by Lonnieman June 24, 2019

Backshot Bandit

An individual who is rumored to have been giving the most devious backshots imaginable; also could be used as a synonym for a criminal.

"You're such a backshot bandit."

by doobertgoobertfour May 27, 2024

dick bandit

A girl who makes great efforts to get the attention of horny dudes, similar to a thirst trap.

Did you see what that girl posted on Facebook? She is such a dick bandit.

by Flyingbuffalos November 21, 2021