Kyle McVea

A guy who can eat 3 boxes of Kraft dinner by himself, can't dance for his life and is known for attempting to sass people but he's really just being down to earth.

Hey Ky I hear it's your birthday! Today, tomorrow....or whenever you're seeing this. Happy Birthday, hope its awesome!~ Kyle McVea 2016

by sassmastermcvea May 24, 2017

Kyle Bray

Kyle is a monster energy drinker who lingers around and says they are bad at everything they do. Kyle is the type of guy to say something immediately after you tell them not to. Kyle is also the type to claim they will steal your hoe, depending on how hot. Otherwise, a pessimistic piece of shit. Rates themselves low on the attractiveness scale. Does not respond to directions well. Often repeats themselves.

Person 1: "Hey have you seen Kyle Bray?"
Person 2: "Idk let me call my wife and find out"

by Lennygrodd September 21, 2019

Kyle Mcquay

A ginger who loves black culture.

That white guy that writes about black culture is a real Kyle Mcquay.

by Joel the shoe cleaner. October 1, 2021

Sam&Kylee

They deserve to be together.

Michaella: get together already

Sam&kylee

by LuckyNut April 4, 2021

Pickled Kyle

When you shoot a whole dill pickle out of your anus with such force that it apon impact creates a fist sized hole in the dry wall.

After returning home from the grocery store with her vlassics she was so excited she pickled kyled the living room.

by MotherPugger69 May 18, 2022

kyle shittenhoused

1. A play on the name Kyle Rittenhouse and the term Shithoused.

2. Getting so drunk you do some crazy shit like mobbing across state lines with an AR-15, completely horned up offensively just wanting to cause havoc.

Man I got so Kyle Shittenhoused last night that after the bar I fell asleep in the drive thru at jack in the box and the guy working the window had to wake me up…… didn’t get a DUI though.

by Mike Ballzitch December 29, 2022

Kyle Nguyen

A guy with a baby face who never stops smiling. He towers of the average man at a whopping 5' 3''. You will often find him exclaiming phrases especially statements like WHAT THE FUUUUCK?! and BROO THIS IS TOO EASY!!

Guy 1: Yo do you know Kyle Nguyen
Guy 2: That lost child in the newspaper?
Kyle Nguyen: WHAT THE FUUUUCK?!!!

by florkiewicz October 23, 2022