John Johnson Day

The day on which you meet John Johnson.

"Hey do you know what today is?"
"Yeah, it's John Johnson Day"
"wtf is that"
"It's the day you meet John Johnson"

by whatsit tooya February 4, 2022

Sargent Avery Johnson

One kick ass son of a bitch who knows what the ladies like.

Sargent Avery Johnson is a ladies man when you want a car he'll bring a tank

by Dr Ebola Cat March 23, 2019

Meat Head Johnson

If someone is acting superior and condensing towards others, also if someone had a large and sweaty head.

Calm down meat head johnson.

by Fat head boy April 15, 2019

Dwayne the rock Johnsons

Another word for big testicals

John I have massive cojones

Paul I have Dwayne The Rock Johnsons

by nuketown20093062 February 22, 2022

Marsha P. Johnson

Revolutionary Queen. Living Goddess. Activist Angel!!!!!!!!

Who is this amazing trans woman activist from the Stonewall Riots?
Marsha P. Johnson.

by callme_please December 3, 2020

Suck Horse Johnson

Suck Horse Johnson AKA SHJ is a sloppy, wet blowjob given by either an woman or a good guy friend. Usually a Suck Horse Johnson is demanded, never requested.

I told her to give me a Suck Horse Johnson.

by Suck_my_Johnson July 28, 2019

Flint Johnson

Flint Johnson puts the word Flint to the max!!There is noone more gangsta..

Its a bird...its a plane...NO NO ITS FLINT JOHNSON!

by Herbert Yanocknock November 29, 2003