dont speak english day

dont speak english day is on October 7th, speaking english is prohibited on that day.
I wasnt able to understand anyone yesterday, it was dont speak english day and everyone besides me spoke spanish. I only know german.
by your mom, my bedroom August 30, 2022
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english patent

Londumb
farley: the english patent, it tastes good on a cracker!?!
by kennystr84 January 02, 2024
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English Dictionary

To the average Grammar Nazi, this is a holy scripture
Grammar Nazi: "Did you misuse an apostrophe? Go to church and read the English dictionary."
by IntergalactalEnergy July 29, 2023
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English Passengers

English Passengers: "Heinous white scuts"
by meeeeeee!!!! September 01, 2010
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The English Language

The English language is a language. A language is defined as something you can speak. If you did not know The English Language, then you wouldn't be reading this. Most internet slang, like "Rizz" "Skibidi" and "Mewing" are not English terms and are to be viewed with hate and disgust to anyone using such words in their daily lexicon.
Random idiot: "OH MY GAWH, HE'S SO SKIBIDI RIZZ ON GAWD HE'S RIZZING UP BABY GRONK!"

A person with a fucking brain: "Yo, shut your goddamn face. Your existence is a sign that God doesn't exist, or the fact that God is ignorant to the abberations like you, cursing his sacred Earth, learn The English Language for fuck sake.
by TheWhiteClone July 26, 2024
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English Convict

Peoples of Caucasian descent originally from England, sent to exile to serve their sentences within the Asia Pacific region, the lowest form of life-form within a cast system
In Australia and New Zealand, there is a plethora of English Convicts residing amongst established dwellings and high-rise buildings.
by Convict hunter November 09, 2017
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English Grammar

Accommodate (two c's and two m's)
Asthma (sneaky "th")
Colonel (even though we pronounce it "kernel")
Conscience (even though we pronounce it "con-chense")
Embarrass (two r's and two s's)

basically living hell ;)
Bob: English Grammar sucks!
Jeff: yessss
by REB7293_2223hfje September 15, 2020
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