Donkey Duck

The alternative to Donkey Dick

You are being a donkey duck

by Donkeyducklover76 October 22, 2017

Getting Duck

The act of Drinking until your ducked

"yo man are getting fucked yet?"
"nah, I'm getting ducked"

by lolperson1234 October 2, 2011

Duck butt

The kind of puckering of one's own asshole in extreme situations where it is so clenched, it becomes water tight, like a duck's butt.

"The registration in this car has been out for 3 months. Every time I pass a cop, I duck butt."

by OhSoMoist December 8, 2017

Moon Ducks

Something that was once said, in an XD random fashion, circa pre-2012 rawr emo myspace era internet communities.

"Moon ducks XD"

by EvanUwU July 8, 2021

duck wack

When you eack a duck with a floppy object.

That man just duck wacked with a wet stick.

by Steven beeven November 24, 2016

Play the duck

• Pretending to be oblivious;
Dont play the duck when you're a goose, silly!
(Like when you know that they know that you know they're lying but they duck the truth looking like a silly goose).

• It can walk like a duck, it can talk like a duck- but it's still a fucking goose.
(You're not even fooling you, silly goose).

• Duck the pigs, you silly goose.
(Got birds in the back, trying not to quack).

🦆🦆

Something she would say: "You dont have to play the duck around me, I'm pretty chill".

by SARADOX (plutos promise) January 10, 2020

tuck the duck

Tuck The Duck is a usually gay male that has a weird hatred for christmas music because his dad went to go get milk and never came back. Tuck The Duck likes to steal it usually likes to steal objects like men's right to be straight, shoes, underwear and used condoms he does'nt have many friends or rights.

Yo Tuck The Duck Whats Up Homie

by GioTheRoofBuilder August 19, 2020