asian frustration

1) Being annoyed with those of asian decent for any reason.
2) Being a white female with a male, Japanese boss.
"How is your work day going?"
"Don't ask! I've got serious asian frustration!! Yoshi's punk ass is about to get thrown off the balcony!"
by Barbarella March 18, 2005
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asian morningface

when one wakes up with very squinty eyes making them have the appearance of an asian
Hey, tyler had the worst asian morningface at kegs and eggs!
by Christopher Bizub April 26, 2007
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asian poutine

"Britney came over last night and we gave her an asian poutine."
by chamaeleon March 14, 2004
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Asian sunrise

its where ur getting sucked off (preferably by an asian but others will do change the name accordingly) then you piss in her mouth, when she is pulling away keep pissing all over her face, then when she turns around karate chop her on the back of the neck.
I was getting head and i thought why not give her an asian sunrise, poor girl didnt know what was coming
by Ben Moran October 16, 2006
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Asian Nipples

A brown colored, most of the time, abnormally small nipple. They look like uncooked meat. You mostly see these nipples on asians.
"That girl I fucked last night had Asian Nipples!!"
by bigdog45 October 15, 2008
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Asian Picnic

You take a large and sturdy picnic basket and cut a hole in the bottom. Then you have a petite girl, in many cases an Asian, sit in the basket on your “pickle” in a “sweet” (vaginal intercourse) or “sour” (anal penetration) position. You then proceed to hang the basket from a ceiling fan by a rope. From here your just turn on the fan and enjoy as the “chef peels your cucumber”, in other words as the hoe oscillates on your dick. Whether the fan is on low, medium, or high depends on the size of your “salami”, or how “ripe her fruit” is.
yo I took that bitch on an Asian Picnic last night
by LDL & D.W. February 09, 2006
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Asian dog

An asian dog is when you are doing a girl...or man doggy style and you pull their eyes back so they look asian and scream ASIAN DOG!
"Man I tried out that asian dog thing and my gf just burst out laughing..."
by JJ Cormick October 03, 2008
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