by Harvey. S April 10, 2019
Get the duck a fuckmug. Narrator Child: Can you tell me a duck story?
Me: A duck walked up to a lemonade stand
And he said to the man runnin' the stand
"Hey! (bam bam bam) Got any grapes?"
The man said: "No, we just sell lemonade
But it's cold, and it's fresh, and it's all home-made!
Can I get you a glass?"
The duck said, "I'll pass."
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
Me: A duck walked up to a lemonade stand
And he said to the man runnin' the stand
"Hey! (bam bam bam) Got any grapes?"
The man said: "No, we just sell lemonade
But it's cold, and it's fresh, and it's all home-made!
Can I get you a glass?"
The duck said, "I'll pass."
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
by Mr. Eltzroth January 19, 2023
Get the Duck Storymug. 'Robbing the ducks' as in broke, brassic, penniless, destitute, skint, resulting in a lack of nourishment necessitating the plundering of left-over bread from feeding the ducks at the local pond.
This could also be used to denote extreme desperation as a result of a lack of satisfaction in a certain aspect of ones life requiring the 'scraping of the bottom of the barrel' as an alternative to going completely without.
This could also be used to denote extreme desperation as a result of a lack of satisfaction in a certain aspect of ones life requiring the 'scraping of the bottom of the barrel' as an alternative to going completely without.
E.g. 1
Friend 'A'; "When was the last time you ate? Are you hungry?"
Friend 'B'; Don't know mate, I'm robbing the ducks!"
E.g. 2
"My mate's dying for a shag bless 'em, they're robbing ducks now!"
E.g. 3
Mate '1'; "How you fixed for cash geezer?"
Mate '2'; "Robbing ducks mate! Tragic."
Friend 'A'; "When was the last time you ate? Are you hungry?"
Friend 'B'; Don't know mate, I'm robbing the ducks!"
E.g. 2
"My mate's dying for a shag bless 'em, they're robbing ducks now!"
E.g. 3
Mate '1'; "How you fixed for cash geezer?"
Mate '2'; "Robbing ducks mate! Tragic."
by DM85 April 2, 2011
Get the Robbing ducksmug. by Geo Voom September 22, 2016
Get the Pregnant Duckmug. A ultra rare glowing bath toy. Only two were ever created, and they were sold to a thrift store for 25 cents. They were subsequently purchased by some douche-bag and his "girlfriend" at the time. It changes colors and produces joy to all those around it, and collects autographs.
Observer: What is that magnificent glowing thing that dude is holding?
Enlightened one: That is the one and only Rave Duck
Enlightened one: That is the one and only Rave Duck
by Juicy Gravy November 29, 2010
Get the Rave Duckmug. Example:
*hits blunt*
Bro 1: bro imagine playing duck duck goose in a parking lot
Bro 2: let’s call it a ducking lot bro
Bro 1: you’re a fucking genius bro
Bro 2: not as smart as you tho bro
Bro 1: Bro...
*hits blunt*
Bro 1: bro imagine playing duck duck goose in a parking lot
Bro 2: let’s call it a ducking lot bro
Bro 1: you’re a fucking genius bro
Bro 2: not as smart as you tho bro
Bro 1: Bro...
by yoyomario February 25, 2019
Get the Ducking Lotmug. by Steven beeven November 24, 2016
Get the duck wackmug.