Arse bag

A bag of ass

I don't want to meet you if you're going to shout at me, you arse bag.

by SeptemberSunset June 9, 2021

Arse Wank

An arse wank is when you stick your fingers in your arse and have a wank. You can either stick your fingers in your arse and wank your cock, or stick your fingers in your arse and move them in and out and wank your arse.

Oh gosh I had such an arse wank last night, my arsehole exploded and it looks like the mariana's trench!

by Poosymonster March 7, 2024

Arse

A "school appropriate" usage of the word I think we all know *wink wink*

Ah god damn yeh hairy Arsehole

by unoriginalmemist June 5, 2018

Arse-soul

A person who sits on her/his soul

An arse-soul cannot fart, for her / his soul will escape.

by Research_Joe March 29, 2023

Tit arseing

When your child is messing around they're tit arsing.

Stop tit arseing

by Tit arseing February 19, 2025

Rat-Arsed

Extremely drunk, also used as a substitution for the word 'bothered'.

"Ah got so rat arsed last nigh' ah could barely see mah feet!"

"I'll talk to you before school tomorrow morning if I can be rat-arsed to get up on time."

by Canonboyo April 2, 2013

Cat-arsed

When your plan is slightly squashed but not going terribly wrong.

(In America it's called 'cat-assed', but that doesn't make any sense as it has nothing to do with donkeys.)

"I was going to Tainan this weekend but my plan got cat-arsed so I had to cancel it."
"Meow."

by Tom Joseph July 12, 2016