tea machine

When one pee's while simultaneously pissing out of ones ass

"Dude you fucked that toilet up!!"

"Yea bro as soon as I sat down, full tea machine..."

by Gabraham November 28, 2016

tea vessel

Tea vessel is a move that was performed by very horny men.

Tea vessel means a man going down and finding poop in his girlfriends' panties, and then eating it for pleasure.

After John had sex with Tina, John desided to do a Tea Vessel, for good relief.

by Danks of Memes December 5, 2016

tea towelling

When you are so completely dry that you absorb all of the other persons/people's sexual moisture

She was so dry I was basically tea towelling her

by Gayman_13 January 12, 2017

tea bag stamp

Grabing a balll sack with a hand and slapping it on a persons body parts.

They were branded with a tea bag stamp.

by Sheargenius January 23, 2017

Tea Gate

When you're making the tea and forget to ask a person, therefore being confronted by the person.

"I got tea gated in the office again today!"

by QueenKumar March 5, 2017

Tea Cupping

When a Black man dates a White woman

"Ayo why you tea cupping??"
"You like White girls?? Nah I don't tea cup fam."

by Tajion Smith March 25, 2017

Tea Service

A ladylike way for asking your lover for a pinky in the ass.

Hey baby, will you give me some tea service tonight?

by Percy Snatcher April 20, 2017