Clam Table

A clam table is used in the game of 'hooking the clam' which involves several young Yorkshire men brought to the brink of orgasm, a chubby well greased barmaid to belly slide on and a lot of skill.
Albert: " The clam table is covered in spunk and lard from last night and I cleaned it last time"I
Jim: " Stop telling porkys I cleaned it".
by IntoxicaSean April 11, 2020
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Murphy Table

A table that is installed on a wall and folds out like a Murphy bed.
You see? My new murphy table allows me to have a lot more room here!
by PabloREVVED February 16, 2018
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league tables

Lists of schools or colleges from the best down to the worst
League tables for schools and colleges may actually help unintentionally to perpetuate inequalities, while claiming to promote the raising of standards.
by Jud'Ed March 23, 2018
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The council of butt tables

The council of butt tables are the original founders of chairs but why not call them chairs?... cuz its boring and the council was one of the most powerful people on Earth and Neptune, one of the council members went ahead and made and country and when returned to the original council they went ahead and made the 7 world wonders and before passing away they made the pyramids to meet since their ancient power could let them travel anywhere at anytime of the day.
"Who are they?"
"They are the ones that control the world with the council of butt tables"
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table water

A bottle of water that looks like what you would find on a restaurant table.
You are face timing a friend and you get you bottle of table water, they say, "omg, she's got her table water you noob!" and you say," stop noosing me noob"
by The bigger pro 1 October 26, 2019
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Glass Table

Where every deep conversation with your homies goes down
Remember the conversation at the glass table last night?
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Where the table lands

“Where the table lands,” refers to allowing things to happen naturally and accepting the outcome, without trying to change it.
Him: Can we talk later?
Her: I’ll be back in about two hours.
Him: Ok, we’ll see where the table lands then.
by ETENKHF February 15, 2025
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