toe-nad

When a guy's jeans are way too tight. Creates major ball-ache. Some girls find it really sexy, some just gag. Three variants. Sometimes the nads hang with the bone, sometimes they find their own leg. When they split the difference it gives the impression of soft buck teeth.

Shit, Conrad's got major toe-nad. Hey Con. need an aspirin?

by coblinsky May 11, 2008

snicker toe

Having extremely thick and chunky toes. Sometimes pussing out a yellow sticky liquid.

Tabatha needs to get her snicker toes checked out!

by Johnkilller666 August 6, 2017

cigarette toe

Cigarette toe is when someone has a smushed and black pinky toe. One that doesn’t go away.

Ew, I can’t believe he had cigarette toe. He better hang that shit off my bed.

by Moshlikealady September 4, 2023

Momma-Toes

Momma-Toes is a sly name for MILF. it is meant as a way to be secretive in pointing out a MILF. The word is a derivative of "toes", meaning a hot woman is near.

For instance, instead of saying, "Hey there's a MILF! You would say, "Momma-Toes."

by ImBuddyRichWhenIFlyOffTheHandl July 29, 2018

Toe Cough

when your toe lets out a strange substance

Yesterday I had a toe cough.

by Alfnz April 13, 2011

Kam Toe

hanging vagina lips that make flapping noises like a flag when outside

OMG i can hear your kam toe from here...

by ho-licious March 18, 2011

jalens toes

big meaty toes🤤

“have u seen jalens toes?” “yea they’re so meaty & juicy my mouth started watering”

by TheTrendyPotato April 23, 2023