Douche Fished

The act of a man representing himself as boyfriend material, to get a girl into bed on the first date.

Hey Lauren, How was your Tinder Date?
It was awesome! But two days later I found out he just wanted me for sex.

I totally got Douche Fished.

by DoucheHaters May 25, 2015

Astronaut fishing

To use a plastic/latex glove to "fish" the poop out of your ass when constipated, astronaut style.

Oh man, I was so constipated that I contemplated going Astronaut fishing

by DJK707 July 12, 2015

Fiddle Fish

A term used to insult one's low intelligence/slowness

"What are you doing you Fiddle Fish?!"

by A Saturated Meatball October 1, 2016

Dirty Fished

Term used when you come across a nasty, smelly, unkempt vagina.

After we went to the bar last night I went to that girls house, and ended up getting dirty fished.

by tict0c January 14, 2019

fish air

A highly intellectual way of saying water

Hey, man. This fish air good...
I know right!

by YaBoiYerdel August 7, 2018

Hamburger fishing

When u fishing for that nice juicy burger in the deep sea and waiting for the fish to take your bait.

I went hamburger fishing and got the biggest fish in the sea.

by yourbestie August 20, 2018

cafiltha fish

When a females vagina is dirty as fuck!

Taytay fought her sister for making her room smell like Cafiltha Fish after shaving.

by DiggingChicks June 7, 2018