Douche Fished

The act of a man representing himself as boyfriend material, to get a girl into bed on the first date.

Hey Lauren, How was your Tinder Date?
It was awesome! But two days later I found out he just wanted me for sex.

I totally got Douche Fished.

by DoucheHaters May 25, 2015

Astronaut fishing

To use a plastic/latex glove to "fish" the poop out of your ass when constipated, astronaut style.

Oh man, I was so constipated that I contemplated going Astronaut fishing

by DJK707 July 12, 2015

Fiddle Fish

A term used to insult one's low intelligence/slowness

"What are you doing you Fiddle Fish?!"

by A Saturated Meatball October 1, 2016

Fish Tiddies

1. flat tiddies that does not attract any sickos in any way whatsoever.

2. a word that people use to exclaim when surprised or angry.

3.the password to enter the meme cult and meme-con 2019 held on december 36, bermudeer trreeeeuncle

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fish tiddies! thats a mighty big hose you got there

i want 2 pairs of fish tiddies please with extra mayo sauce

by SBUBBY SCRUBBY July 16, 2019

flopper fish

When in sleep one flops their whole body in the air and flips like a fish and flops back down.

Man my husband and his flopper fish kept jostling the bed last night.

by Boopreese April 12, 2019

Light fishing

It's like cat fishing but with a twist. Light fishing is the term where someone catfishes someone by taking good photos, only in good lighting, or what it's called, the golden hour.

An example of light fishing being used..
Damarion: she cute!
*has photo in good lighting*
Then..
*post photo in bad lighting*
Damarion: She mad ugly now wtf!

by A for amazing nai is the rest January 31, 2020

death-fished

When a narcissistic person fakes their own death with the help of their family and friends, in lieu of breaking up with someone.

"Did you hear that Paul lied about his untimely death because he thinks he is sick and didn't want his girfriend to witness his decline.? She was totally "death-fished"

by xxkookie70 June 4, 2017