you can polish a turd

believe in yourself and you can do it

timmy:look jimmy! a polished turd
jimmy:get that shit away from me
cause you can polish a turd if you try

by raybeez February 12, 2022

polish bbq

An orgy

I can't go to dinner tonight because I have a Polish BBQ

by TheRealBergerKing July 8, 2017

polishing the rod

a euphemism for masturbation

"i was polishing the rod the other day"

by flatulencenuggets September 7, 2022

Polish gymnastics

The act and art of ball licking.

Susan used her skills in polish gymnastics to give my balls a fair amount of licking.

by Epistemicballz March 22, 2021

Polish Mower

Biting through granny's bush with your teeth

: I did a Polish Mower the other night, shit was crazy
: Leave me the fuck alone

by thneeed March 16, 2024

Trophy Polisher

An inferior male who prefers his own company, and engages in self-adoration through copious masturbation.

Don always felt that everyone was inferior to his excellence, and undeserving of his greatness. He was an expert trophy polisher and gave himself lots of praise and encouragement in all of his alone time.

by Alt Hype May 28, 2018

Polish pulverizor

When a guy is getting his knob polished and right before he finished the polisher punches them in the junk.

Dude I was getting a bj and that chick gave me the Polish pulverizor.

by Drg1992 September 7, 2013