douche cartouche

A tattoo on the lower back of a male, similar to a "tramp stamp" on a female.
They were a perfect match as they walked away, their jeans riding low to reveal her tramp stamp and his douche cartouche.
by Braincase January 16, 2010
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douche-fairy

a consistently douchey male whose sexuality is in question; someone who both likes it up the, and happens to be an, asshole.
guy 1: OMG i don't care that its your grandmother's 150th birthday you prooomissssseeeeed you'd go to the mall with me ;-)

guy 2:you're such a fucking douche-fairy.
by bittereagle March 06, 2010
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Douche Money

The money you get when you pass go in monopoly.
Damnit! Erik has been getting all the Douche Money while I've been in jail.
by ZeMasterDouche September 15, 2008
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Douche mode

Extreme douchiness. Maximun douche effect. All powerful douche.
Homeboy was insulting everybody and in full douche mode.
by G-Darb November 25, 2017
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douche maid

n. A girl or woman who exhibits douchey qualities; the female equivalent of a douche bag.

See also Ann Coulter.
She came off as a total douche maid when she said she went to school in Boston instead of just saying Harvard.
by a Feminist June 19, 2009
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Douche Kill

Camping in call of duty or other fps in totally fucked places with the gayest weapons possible. Gayest weapons can include but are not limited to sniper rifles with acog scope, silenced shotguns, tomahawks, grenades cooked in a suicidal fashion, dual Uzis, energy hammers, c4, urine, sea urchins, power legs(duke nukem mp), rpgs, throwing knifes, and of course bags of dicks.
laying prone at the top of ladders with a shotgun. Laying prone on stairs waiting for a fag to kill. Sitting behind a door.Where no one has every tried to camp before, so they would never expect it is really the general rule for true douche kills. Personally i like to duck behind a desk like a boss with a shotgun while making quotes such as ya fired, or step into my office, we do not negotiate with fags, Im the boss i need the info, etc.......JUST BE A DICK AND YOU TO CAN DOUCHe KILL
by Dymeleon January 10, 2013
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Douche Troupe

A group made up of individual douche bag people
Look at that douche troupe with their popped collars
by bootstraps45 January 29, 2012
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