cat tax

When you start using xiaohongshu, you are asked to post a cat picture.

Please pay your cat tax.

by 1314tea March 24, 2025

passenger tax

tax that a passenger in car pays to driver on snacks that he is eating on passenger seat.

i had to pay half a pack of lays as passenger tax

by kindlastimitteteelmellistesse November 20, 2023

Taxes

Texas for dyslexic people

“I live in Taxes.”
“Do you mean Texas?”
“Both”

by TheRockObama April 28, 2020

Fiber Tax

The amount of fiber one has to consume in order to make sure they have a normal bowel movement without paying for it in pain.

“I have constipation, I can’t make it to the party!”
“Did you have too much or too little fiber?”
“What?” (Groans)
“If you had too little fiber, then you didn’t pay your body the fiber tax to let the stool through.”
“What if I had too much fiber?”
“Then you paid too much fiber tax!”

by DorianGray1243 July 11, 2023

Fanum tax

its a tax idiot. anyways fanum is a guy who barges in kai cenat's stream and he brings food. So fanum tax is just to yoink food

person one: I got food
person two snatch food
person one: i just got fanum taxxed :(

by CURSEOFRA December 10, 2023

Fanum Tax

'Fanum Tax' is something that regularly happens on Kai's streams anytime food is involved, and has since picked up in popularity — garnering a jaw-dropping 321 million views on TikTok as of 2023. The term 'Fanum Tax' is used anytime someone wants to 'yoink' your food.

Ay blud can I fanum tax you?

Hell no.

(takes anyway)

by speedyadventure October 19, 2023

tax haven

Tax haven is a country in which big companies like Facobook or Microsoft or any other business giant deposite their profit for tiny prices to avoid taxes, whereas you work your ass off to revive the economy.

Company X reported operating 25 subsidiaries in tax havens in 2012.

by oudaday August 15, 2016